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Posted by Anonymous
- January 23, 2020, 04:47:32 AMListen Mel, everybody knows that those outhouses are the shit. The most stinky dirty disgusting toilets. You'll need to do some scrubbing.Quote from: "TheVancouverGuy"
I think part of the problem is, is that they contracted that part of the maintenance out to who know's who... So now you get an outhouse with shit smeared all over the seats and walls.
With me hired as Park Ranger, I will ensure my facilities remain clean! It's not hard douching down a shitter with a bleach soaked mop. Outhouses don't need to shine... They just need to be douched down properly with a mop, and have toilet paper replaced on the spools!
I could do this job! Might be fun even, to wander around the back country here for the Summer, and get paid for it! Apparently I need courses to do this job though...
Posted by Anonymous
- January 22, 2020, 07:17:28 PMempty trash bins at park facilities, put new toilet paper on the little spools at park facilities, wave at tourists and answer their questions...Quote from: "Mel"
They are disgusting.
Posted by Vancouver
- January 22, 2020, 07:15:45 PMListen Mel, everybody knows that those outhouses are the shit. The most stinky dirty disgusting toilets. You'll need to do some scrubbing.empty trash bins at park facilities, put new toilet paper on the little spools at park facilities, wave at tourists and answer their questions...Quote from: "Mel"
Posted by Anonymous
- January 22, 2020, 12:49:52 AMI need a Doktor that specializes in surgically soldering a blood vessel closed next to me asshole! Should be a relatively easy job for a specialist, I presume...Quote from: "Mel"
Who knows what the waiting lists are like though... Guess I'll eventually find out!
It will be an asshole doctor.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 21, 2020, 11:08:18 PMWho knows what the waiting lists are like though... Guess I'll eventually find out!
Posted by Anonymous
- January 21, 2020, 11:03:56 PM
Are you waiting for that procedure?
I just have to find a Doktor here, I guess any Doktor would do, and get a referral from him to see a specialist that can do the procedure. I don't think GP's handle procedures like this.
All the towns are small around here, so not sure if I'd get sent to a specialist in Trail, or maybe even Kelowna? Not sure yet...
A proctologist will sew up your arse
Posted by Anonymous
- January 21, 2020, 10:35:29 PM
Are you waiting for that procedure?
I just have to find a Doktor here, I guess any Doktor would do, and get a referral from him to see a specialist that can do the procedure. I don't think GP's handle procedures like this.
All the towns are small around here, so not sure if I'd get sent to a specialist in Trail, or maybe even Kelowna? Not sure yet...
Posted by Anonymous
- January 21, 2020, 09:00:08 AM
You haven't seen a doctor about it?
Of course I have. Two Doktors, infact. One at the Walk-In to diagnose, and another at the ER to slice & dice the problem! Ketamine is a mind-blowing anesthetic, by the way!
That said, only a specialist can weld the problem up for good. Basically one little blood vessel that feeds my occasional problem needs to get soldered shut, and that is that!
Are you waiting for that procedure?
Posted by Anonymous
- January 21, 2020, 04:46:45 AM
You haven't seen a doctor about it?
Of course I have. Two Doktors, infact. One at the Walk-In to diagnose, and another at the ER to slice & dice the problem! Ketamine is a mind-blowing anesthetic, by the way!
That said, only a specialist can weld the problem up for good. Basically one little blood vessel that feeds my occasional problem needs to get soldered shut, and that is that!
Posted by Anonymous
- January 20, 2020, 10:38:03 AMMel, you can't even properly tend to your own bloodied anus.Quote from: "Blurt"
Yo're not Park Ranger material.
(And, no, ensuring that there's a fresh roll of TP in the wooden outhouse is not enough to care for a bloodied anus.)
I need to get that surgically welded one of these days... Then the problem will be fixed. The problem is intermittent though, so it's no problem until it decides to become a problem...
I was going to say that such a procedure might have a negative impact on your sex life but, seeing as your sex life is itself intermittent, you should be good to go.
Posted by Blurt
- January 20, 2020, 10:35:55 AMMel, you can't even properly tend to your own bloodied anus.Quote from: "Blurt"
Yo're not Park Ranger material.
(And, no, ensuring that there's a fresh roll of TP in the wooden outhouse is not enough to care for a bloodied anus.)
I need to get that surgically welded one of these days... Then the problem will be fixed. The problem is intermittent though, so it's no problem until it decides to become a problem...
I was going to say that such a procedure might have a negative impact on your sex life but, seeing as your sex life is itself intermittent, you should be good to go.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 20, 2020, 08:58:33 AM
Is it worse when you drink too much alcohol?
Nah... Not alcohol related really.
You haven't seen a doctor about it?
Posted by Anonymous
- January 20, 2020, 02:18:55 AM
Is it worse when you drink too much alcohol?
Nah... Not alcohol related really.
Posted by Anonymous
- January 20, 2020, 02:06:35 AMMel, you can't even properly tend to your own bloodied anus.Quote from: "Blurt"
Yo're not Park Ranger material.
(And, no, ensuring that there's a fresh roll of TP in the wooden outhouse is not enough to care for a bloodied anus.)
I need to get that surgically welded one of these days... Then the problem will be fixed. The problem is intermittent though, so it's no problem until it decides to become a problem...
Is it worse when you drink too much alcohol?
Posted by Anonymous
- January 20, 2020, 02:03:55 AMMel, you can't even properly tend to your own bloodied anus.Quote from: "Blurt"
Yo're not Park Ranger material.
(And, no, ensuring that there's a fresh roll of TP in the wooden outhouse is not enough to care for a bloodied anus.)
I need to get that surgically welded one of these days... Then the problem will be fixed. The problem is intermittent though, so it's no problem until it decides to become a problem...