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Posted by Blurt
 - March 08, 2020, 11:08:50 AM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Guest"Well that's my erection butchered for the foreseeable....

You and me both brother.


And here I thought you'd earned your wings, Herman.



Are Mel and I the only ones who have in this thread?
Posted by Moonpie
 - March 07, 2020, 10:46:31 PM
Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Moonpie"Oh gosh....this reminds me of this ER patient that came in and used makeup sponges down there because she ran out of pads.  They had to manually take them out. Wtf is wrong with people.  Lmaooooo


Using a make-up sponge is a very old remedy. Obviously it hasn't been recommended since the 1980s or there might be more cases like yours above... She didn't know about making her own string? Silly person....lol




Or simply rolling up toilet paper.  These notes lol



The latest one I had is a woman was having sex with her female partner and she used numerous different sex toys and she thought was was lodged ip in there. She's sore and didn't understand why?? Really??   :oeudC:
Posted by Moonpie
 - March 07, 2020, 10:41:45 PM
Quote from: "Dove"
Quote from: "Guest"Well that's my erection butchered for the foreseeable....


 Over some period talk?



 Periods are totally natural.  All vaginas bleed.



 In fact it's like extra lube sex and everything gets more senstive during a period so the orgasms are off the charts.  Just put a towel down and dont mind the splashing. Its hot.



 You should man up, stop being so selfish.




Disgusting!!  :yuk:
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 02, 2020, 10:51:42 AM
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 ac_wot
Posted by realgrimm
 - March 02, 2020, 10:20:21 AM
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Posted by realgrimm
 - March 02, 2020, 10:12:35 AM
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Posted by realgrimm
 - March 02, 2020, 10:09:56 AM
This is a slap in the face to the freebleed movement ..
QuoteFree bleeding has been used to challenge period stigma and taboos, to protest high prices of period products, and to draw attention to the environmental issues relating to disposable pads and tampons


Poor womenz rights  ac_crying
Posted by Dove
 - March 02, 2020, 09:18:09 AM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dove"
So you house work and laundry and eat pussy month round?



How much would you say you speak on a daily basis?

I'm single now, so times have changed.  I'm just going by what I experienced when I was briefly married...



Yes, I handled all housework, laundry, and everything else also, including paying the bills, because she was about as lazy as they came.



She didn't like anything near her pussy except a dick, so that was that.  Never received one blowjob from the prude, either.



We spoke all the time!  She was my best friend, and also a safe, fun, and a reliable companion, until it came down to her laziness around the household, shit understanding of finances, and basically her unwillingness to contribute to a long term goal.




 That kinda sounds like clinical depression.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 02, 2020, 03:57:27 AM
Quote from: "Dove"
So you house work and laundry and eat pussy month round?



How much would you say you speak on a daily basis?

I'm single now, so times have changed.  I'm just going by what I experienced when I was briefly married...



Yes, I handled all housework, laundry, and everything else also, including paying the bills, because she was about as lazy as they came.



She didn't like anything near her pussy except a dick, so that was that.  Never received one blowjob from the prude, either.



We spoke all the time!  She was my best friend, and also a safe, fun, and a reliable companion, until it came down to her laziness around the household, shit understanding of finances, and basically her unwillingness to contribute to a long term goal.
Posted by caskur
 - March 02, 2020, 03:24:19 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"How many vertebrae did you have removed to accomplish that?

Risk vs Return...



Females are risky, and the return must be worth it.  Western females are often not worth the risk (which is why half the White males on this forum have Chink wives)...



I don't go Yellow though...



I will only go White.  With that mindset though, one must exercise caution!

Just so you know, Chinese women from China/HK/Singapore only go for white guys with money. It's different for Fash and I as we grew up in Canada.



I don't know about Taiwanese.  They are a lot more Westernized.


My favourite expression.... NO MONEY, NO HONEY...



 :wink:
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 01, 2020, 07:51:51 PM
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"How many vertebrae did you have removed to accomplish that?

Risk vs Return...



Females are risky, and the return must be worth it.  Western females are often not worth the risk (which is why half the White males on this forum have Chink wives)...



I don't go Yellow though...



I will only go White.  With that mindset though, one must exercise caution!

Not that many Chinese gals want a white husband. Even fewer Koreans want white men.They aint like Filipinas.

I hear a lot of Japanese women want to have sex with white or in some cases black guys, but they don't want to marry them. I think a lot of Japanese women don't want to marriage period.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 01, 2020, 07:30:09 PM
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"How many vertebrae did you have removed to accomplish that?

Risk vs Return...



Females are risky, and the return must be worth it.  Western females are often not worth the risk (which is why half the White males on this forum have Chink wives)...



I don't go Yellow though...



I will only go White.  With that mindset though, one must exercise caution!

Not that many Chinese gals want a white husband. Even fewer Koreans want white men.They aint like Filipinas.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 01, 2020, 06:59:30 PM
Old Scouse needs a hot Mongolian gal to sit on his face.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 01, 2020, 03:58:31 PM
Quote from: "Guest"
Yes, I'm sure some cherrypicked images from Google of attractive Mongolian females is an accurate representation of their overall female population.

The title of Herm's thread is Mongolian beauties, not average Mongolians. Do you ever think before you post Scouse. What am I saying, of course you don't.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 01, 2020, 03:29:55 PM
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"How many vertebrae did you have removed to accomplish that?

Risk vs Return...



Females are risky, and the return must be worth it.  Western females are often not worth the risk (which is why half the White males on this forum have Chink wives)...



I don't go Yellow though...



I will only go White.  With that mindset though, one must exercise caution!

Have you seen Herman's thread about Mongolian ladies?


Yes, I'm sure some cherrypicked images from Google of attractive Mongolian females is an accurate representation of their overall female population.



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