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Posted by Blazor
 - April 09, 2020, 08:06:15 PM
Quote from: "Zetsu"
Quote from: "Blazor"Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:


Quote from: "kiebers"With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

 :laugh:


Lmao, at first I though you really where going hunting Blaze, until I google what does TP stands for, nothing like a good laugh in the evening.  ac_toofunny




 :roll:  :roll:  :roll:



Oh man, thats the hardest I laughed all day lolol.
Posted by Anonymous
 - April 09, 2020, 06:58:39 PM
Tp supplies are back to normal, eddie must be working hard in the paper mills in Powell River.
Posted by Zetsu
 - April 09, 2020, 06:46:22 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:


Quote from: "kiebers"With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

 :laugh:


Lmao, at first I though you really where going hunting Blaze, until I google what does TP stands for, nothing like a good laugh in the evening.  ac_toofunny
Posted by kiebers
 - April 09, 2020, 10:31:46 AM
With all the TP panic, at least we now know that being "scared shitless" is not necessarily a real thing.

 :laugh:
Posted by Blazor
 - April 09, 2020, 09:54:14 AM
Im a good hunter. And like any good hunter, you have to know when your prey is coming through, and where. You have to get up early, and be ready. Well, I knew the truck was coming last night, so I was up at dawn, and ready to enter the store 5 minutes before the Senior hour was up lol. Only 10% of the shelf had TP on it, if that, and I bet all that was gone shortly after I left. There was big packs of Cottonelle, and tiny packs of Angel Soft. I normally use Charmin, but times like these one cant be picky. So, I did what any good hunter would do, I bagged the biggest one, to provide for my family lol. Got the 24 pack, which they say equals 48. I should be good for over a month  :thumbup:
Posted by Zetsu
 - April 03, 2020, 03:27:30 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRkUOPbDAU">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRkUOPbDAU


 :MG_216:
Posted by Anonymous
 - April 02, 2020, 11:48:31 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRkUOPbDAU">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRkUOPbDAU

EEEEEEWWWWW!!!
Posted by Blazor
 - April 02, 2020, 03:25:05 PM
If you're low on TP, let this Granpa show you how it was done back in the day....



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRkUOPbDAU">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJRkUOPbDAU
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 20, 2020, 11:22:32 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"I believe it.

You should try it.  It's truly a wonderful experience!
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - March 20, 2020, 11:12:26 PM
Remember this gif



https://i.imgur.com/pM5dnlB.gif">https://i.imgur.com/pM5dnlB.gif
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - March 20, 2020, 11:09:13 PM
I believe it.
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 20, 2020, 11:00:05 PM
Shitting in the shower is actually a magical experience!  Warm water running down yer back while taking an explosive powerdump is truly one of life's greatest pleasures!



Luckily for me I drink enough cheap draft beer, so the shit easily rinses down the drain.



It is truly magical.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - March 20, 2020, 10:56:06 PM
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"Suggestion for Mel's bottom blues

I can wipe my ass with a damp rag.  Actually, it is the best way!



That said, I'll take a shit in the shower if I have to, so I can make do!




I saved this a few weeks ago, before the TP crisis lol......



https://i.ibb.co/3N32T0X/Shower-poop.jpg">


I can see Mel doing the first one, drunk in the shower....and waking up the next morning with shit oddly smeared all over his back side.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - March 20, 2020, 10:53:15 PM
Quote from: "Blazor":roll:



https://goregrish.com/attachments/ws15x3tpw-gif.410959/">


 ac_lmfao  :thumbup:
Posted by Anonymous
 - March 20, 2020, 10:40:27 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"
Quote from: "Mel"
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza"I have about 100 rolls of TP... but they were bought long before this fad...

It doesn't make sense to hoard this product though...



Water and a rag cleans the ass better.



If shit hits the fan, toilet paper is not something that would ever take up much space in a bug out bag!


I gave away 10 rolls to a group of oldies who were wiping their arses with wet dish rags...  ac_dunno


 :smiley_thumbs_up_yellow_ani:





I have 6 rolls left. Can you imagine my panic when my gf and my son's gf decided to start having their period this week!! I had 12 rolls just a week ago lol. I keep trying to tell them GO EASY!!!


Photoshop a toilet roll meme and print it out/laminate it/stick it on the toilet wall....



"Slow my Roll"

But what Freud really is thinking: 'Show your cock'