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Posted by Anonymous
 - July 13, 2020, 09:53:01 AM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

 :roll:
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 13, 2020, 09:24:47 AM
Serve it with champignons and Jersey Gurl will check his panties to check his is still there.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 12, 2020, 08:31:13 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=371046 time=1594596793 user_id=136
Quote from: Guest post_id=371027 time=1594590550
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Why dont you eat tree leaves..



Many herbivores eat tree leaves.

Put it on avacado toast and progtards will eat it.
Posted by Odinson
 - July 12, 2020, 07:33:13 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=371027 time=1594590550
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Why dont you eat tree leaves..



Many herbivores eat tree leaves.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 12, 2020, 07:16:54 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

How about a chair. They have four legs.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 12, 2020, 05:49:10 PM
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Posted by Anonymous
 - July 12, 2020, 05:42:55 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=371025 time=1594589944 user_id=156
Quote from: Odinson post_id=371022 time=1594589110 user_id=136
Those german bastards and their sauerkrauts..



Its all they ever eat.


That and warm beer....It's the main reason why their farts are so rancid.

You've smelled Mel's farts?
Posted by Renee
 - July 12, 2020, 05:39:04 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=371022 time=1594589110 user_id=136
Those german bastards and their sauerkrauts..



Its all they ever eat.


That and warm beer....It's the main reason why their farts are so rancid.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 12, 2020, 05:26:33 PM
This thread is so funny.

 :ththbored:
Posted by Odinson
 - July 12, 2020, 05:25:10 PM
Those german bastards and their sauerkrauts..



Its all they ever eat.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 12, 2020, 05:19:02 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=371018 time=1594588303 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=371017 time=1594588064 user_id=56
Quote from: Renee post_id=371016 time=1594587938 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.


If you were going to troll you should have picked a more easily managed dog.



The Standard Schnauzer is a formidable dog. During the Great War they were used as battlefield couriers by the Germans. They are a tough and aggressive breed. More than a match for the Tin Chank.



If it really was a standard that you caught, we would most likely be reading about the "Shen Li Tartare" that the dog would be having for dinner in which case I would recommend a pint of fried rice as a side followed by a bowl of pistachio ice cream... :laugh3:

Fine, be that way. More Schnauzer for us.


BTW, I amended my post...You could probably eat a standard but you would have to serve it with Saurekraut. Invite Mel to dinner...Aftward you can sit on his face for dessert.

 :MG_216:
Posted by Renee
 - July 12, 2020, 05:11:43 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=371017 time=1594588064 user_id=56
Quote from: Renee post_id=371016 time=1594587938 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.


If you were going to troll you should have picked a more easily managed dog.



The Standard Schnauzer is a formidable dog. During the Great War they were used as battlefield couriers by the Germans. They are a tough and aggressive breed. More than a match for the Tin Chank.



If it really was a standard that you caught, we would most likely be reading about the "Shen Li Tartare" that the dog would be having for dinner in which case I would recommend a pint of fried rice as a side followed by a bowl of pistachio ice cream... :laugh3:

Fine, be that way. More Schnauzer us.


BTW, I amended my post...You could probably eat a standard but you would have to serve it with Saurekraut.



Invite Mel to dinner...Aftward you can sit on his face for dessert.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 12, 2020, 05:07:44 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=371016 time=1594587938 user_id=156
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.


If you were going to troll you should have picked a more easily managed dog.



The Standard Schnauzer is a formidable dog. During the Great War they were used as battlefield couriers by the Germans. They are a tough and aggressive breed. More than a match for the Tin Chank.



If it really was a standard that you caught, we would most likely be reading about the "Shen Li Tartare" that the dog would be having for dinner in which case I would recommend a pint of fried rice as a side followed by a bowl of pistachio ice cream... :laugh3:

Fine, be that way. More Schnauzer for us.
Posted by Renee
 - July 12, 2020, 05:05:38 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.


Good thing it wasn't a Giant Schnauzer



The Giant Schnauzer is a formidable dog. During the Great War they were used as battlefield couriers by the Germans. They are a tough and aggressive breed. More than a match for the Tin Chank.



If it was a giant that you caught, we would most likely be reading about the "Shen Li Tartare" that the dog would be having for dinner in which case I would recommend a pint of fried rice as a side followed by a bowl of pistachio ice cream... :laugh3:
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 12, 2020, 04:52:50 PM
Quote from: "Julia Child" post_id=371009 time=1594584644
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=371006 time=1594583839 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=371003 time=1594581176 user_id=56
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=371001 time=1594580833 user_id=3254
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=370991 time=1594579073 user_id=56
I caught the neighbour's standard schnauzer yesterday, killed it skinned it and right now it's marinating before we bbq it this afternoon. Can anyone recommend a side dish to serve with it. We're serving hot and spicy bat wings for an appy.

You encourage the worst racist stereotypes of East Asian people.

Oh whatever. I'm not a serious poster and I don't take anything on these forums seriously. Likewise, I doubt anybody takes my trolling seriously. Now pull that stick out of ur ass.

This garbage is not funny..



I know Seoul doesn't like it either.


A batch of bat soup with cobra venom will cure your blues.

If one wants to maintain the blues, register at FT.