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Posted by Odinson
 - August 22, 2020, 02:04:40 PM
Melskie and Shen Li would make a lovely couple..



They can hire me as their non-english speaking farmhand.





Melskie will be surprised about how energetic farmer she is..



Shen Li spends whole days and nights at the farm-house.
Posted by Frood
 - August 22, 2020, 02:45:41 AM
Chopsticks don't have cankles...
Posted by Blurt
 - August 22, 2020, 02:30:24 AM
You had a golden opportunity there, Dinkies, but it flew right past you.



I'm sure you meant to say "two pork dumplings with chopsticks attached."



I'll forgive you this once.



And I'm calling out Priscilla: Priscilla! You must show picture of Shen Li butt so we can make party in pants!
Posted by Frood
 - August 21, 2020, 11:19:08 AM
Quote from: Renee post_id=376801 time=1598021176 user_id=156
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=376786 time=1598015478 user_id=3254
Quote from: Mel post_id=376779 time=1597992776
I  corrected the title, Shen Li is hot!



Call me!

I think you two would make an attractive couple.

 :laugh:


Naw, Mel can't handle all that ass.


There is no arse.... Just two pork dumpling with legs attached.  :laugh:
Posted by Renee
 - August 21, 2020, 10:46:16 AM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=376786 time=1598015478 user_id=3254
Quote from: Mel post_id=376779 time=1597992776
I  corrected the title, Shen Li is hot!



Call me!

I think you two would make an attractive couple.

 :laugh:


Naw, Mel can't handle all that ass.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 21, 2020, 09:11:18 AM
Quote from: Mel post_id=376779 time=1597992776
I  corrected the title, Shen Li is hot!



Call me!

I think you two would make an attractive couple.

 :laugh:
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 21, 2020, 02:52:56 AM
I  corrected the title, Shen Li is hot!



Call me!
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 21, 2020, 12:07:25 AM
Quote from: Guest post_id=376321 time=1597793832
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=376297 time=1597788721 user_id=3254
Quote from: Boomer post_id=376293 time=1597786292
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=376282 time=1597768277 user_id=1676
They never shut up though....

Neither do you, faggot-

*BOOM*

Hello Benzo.

 ac_hithere

What's happenin' Fash?

Did the weather turn cold up your way yet?

I figure six weeks the heat will be on here if we're lucky.

This Covid shit really fucked up a good summer.

No, it's still hot today, but I think it cools down tomorrow..



The heat will be on where I live in four weeks I predict..



I pray for a widely available vaccine or treatment for COVID soon..



if not, I fear the fall will not be very nice.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 20, 2020, 10:59:05 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=376450 time=1597857917 user_id=88
And the old moniker for those Brazil nuts  is taboo now

Big time
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 20, 2020, 10:50:33 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=376749 time=1597977446 user_id=88
I'm worried about mel



Shen may have ruined him for life



Wait cc .. He was already a mess

It's all Fash and evs' fault.
Posted by cc
 - August 20, 2020, 10:37:26 PM
I'm worried about mel



Shen may have ruined him for life



Wait cc .. He was already a mess
Posted by Frood
 - August 20, 2020, 09:17:39 PM
Quote from: Boomer post_id=376491 time=1597874443
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=376396 time=1597839703 user_id=1676
Is that BEnzover yapping over there?

I bet you're on another dudes couch right now.

Call me a liar-


liar
Posted by cc
 - August 20, 2020, 08:14:41 PM
We all know that.
Posted by priscilla1961
 - August 20, 2020, 07:52:12 PM
My Shen Li is an angel. ac_sothere
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 19, 2020, 06:00:43 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=376396 time=1597839703 user_id=1676
Is that BEnzover yapping over there?

I bet you're on another dudes couch right now.

Call me a liar-