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Posted by Blurt
 - August 29, 2020, 10:37:10 PM
ac_biggrin



I don't, actually.



Tried on one of my gf's once and the results were hilarious. To say the least. I asked her if she wanted me to replace her for the day so she could relax for a change. She said (and these were her exact words): "You ever show up at my workplace looking like that, I'll kill you... and then I'll beat you up." We had a good laugh.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 29, 2020, 10:01:42 PM
Nobody will ever know, since Blurt only wears dresses he finds for cheap at Value Village.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 29, 2020, 09:47:49 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=378219 time=1598751899 user_id=1974
The preferred expression is "hir suit."



And it's a total power suit, I'll have you know.  ac_beating

I'm sure you would look good in one Blurt.

 :laugh:
Posted by Blurt
 - August 29, 2020, 09:44:59 PM
The preferred expression is "hir suit."



And it's a total power suit, I'll have you know.  ac_beating
Posted by Blurt
 - August 29, 2020, 09:43:20 PM
Quote from: Edward post_id=378192 time=1598728941
The word is hirsute, imbecile. You and your tranny brother, blurt, both have ugly beards.


Please don't use my name in any sentence containing the word "hirsute."



I find that offensive.  :mad:
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 29, 2020, 06:53:03 PM
Quote from: Guest post_id=378160 time=1598720710
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377527 time=1598379854 user_id=1974
What does "fot" mean?

I fot it meant for.


maybe he ment fart
Posted by kiebers
 - August 29, 2020, 05:52:50 PM
Probably one of those recalled peaches with salmonella...It would stand to reason....
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 29, 2020, 05:37:36 PM
I was looking at peaches in the produce department of the grocery store. There was an old wrinkly one in particular that reminded me of little eddie the chug's bald red face.
Posted by cc
 - August 29, 2020, 03:42:32 PM
WTF does"fot" mean? .. "For Our Twats"?



 :laugh:
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 29, 2020, 03:22:21 PM
The word is hirsute, imbecile. You and your tranny brother, blurt, both have ugly beards.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 29, 2020, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Edward post_id=378167 time=1598722312
I cen't speel worth sheet but i went to Emliy Car.

You cannot grow a beard either you testosterone challenged freak.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 29, 2020, 01:31:52 PM
I cen't speel worth sheet but i went to Emliy Car.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 29, 2020, 01:05:10 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377527 time=1598379854 user_id=1974
What does "fot" mean?

I fot it meant for.
Posted by Renee
 - August 26, 2020, 11:34:30 AM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=377646 time=1598450662 user_id=1974
Ah! Boing! I should've caught that one myself. Thanks, Renee.



Had a Bricktop moment, I guess.


That's a little disconcerting, but unless you felt the overwhelming need to read the dictionary, I wouldn't worry too much about it.
Posted by Blurt
 - August 26, 2020, 10:04:22 AM
Ah! Boing! I should've caught that one myself. Thanks, Renee.



Had a Bricktop moment, I guess.