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Posted by Frood
 - September 20, 2020, 07:31:22 PM
Quote from: Billdo post_id=383035 time=1600644469 user_id=3299
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=383033 time=1600644279 user_id=1676
Quote from: Billdo post_id=383031 time=1600644183 user_id=3299
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=383029 time=1600644098 user_id=1676
Did they let you keep your testicles in a jar?

That's not where my wife keeps them.


Word on the street is that you are a partial she-male.



And a lesbian cuck too?

I'm a freedom fighter. Fighting your vegemite topped hate everywhere.


What's your signature move?



Flailing monkey wrists?

Soy Latte fling?

The Sit In of doom?

Menacing Milkshake?
Posted by Cindy
 - September 20, 2020, 07:27:49 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=383033 time=1600644279 user_id=1676
Quote from: Billdo post_id=383031 time=1600644183 user_id=3299
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=383029 time=1600644098 user_id=1676
Did they let you keep your testicles in a jar?

That's not where my wife keeps them.


Word on the street is that you are a partial she-male.



And a lesbian cuck too?

I'm a freedom fighter. Fighting your vegemite topped hate everywhere.
Posted by Frood
 - September 20, 2020, 07:24:39 PM
Quote from: Billdo post_id=383031 time=1600644183 user_id=3299
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=383029 time=1600644098 user_id=1676
Did they let you keep your testicles in a jar?

That's not where my wife keeps them.


Word on the street is that you are a partial she-male.



And a lesbian cuck too?
Posted by Cindy
 - September 20, 2020, 07:23:03 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=383029 time=1600644098 user_id=1676
Did they let you keep your testicles in a jar?

That's not where my wife keeps them.
Posted by Frood
 - September 20, 2020, 07:21:38 PM
Did they let you keep your testicles in a jar?
Posted by Cindy
 - September 20, 2020, 07:15:10 PM
Great thread Oak, my faithful comrade.
Posted by cc
 - September 20, 2020, 06:02:33 PM
ya me 2, on both counts .. I wanted to scream "TROUBLE" / serious problem child"
Posted by Anonymous
 - September 20, 2020, 05:57:42 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=382996 time=1600638779 user_id=3214
Anyone else getting a kick watching Oaf rage at CBT?

I couldn't stand that whining whale as soon it got beached on our shores. I bit my tongue only because of Fash.
Posted by cc
 - September 20, 2020, 05:55:12 PM
I don't even know where it is .. but my mental picture is a gem  ac_biggrin
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - September 20, 2020, 05:52:59 PM
Anyone else getting a kick watching Oaf rage at CBT?
Posted by Frood
 - September 20, 2020, 04:16:09 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=382953 time=1600631815 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382949 time=1600631327 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382948 time=1600631092 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382945 time=1600630695 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382943 time=1600630508 user_id=156




Yeah good point but it makes you go faster in the direction of the nearest bathroom.


Just throw toilet seats out in front of her in the direction you'd like to travel. Shen's urge to stand on each one of them will usher you along at breakneck speed....


That's an idea...I've been using a fishing pole and a hunk of dog meat on the end.


Intriguing!



You must have read Shitz Tzu's, "The Art of Tour"...


No, I haven't had the time for it....I'm an American, I don't read books.



I just watched "How to Train Your Dragon Lady" a couple of times.


What about "Crutching Derriere, Hidden Dragon Lady"?
Posted by Renee
 - September 20, 2020, 03:56:55 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382949 time=1600631327 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382948 time=1600631092 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382945 time=1600630695 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382943 time=1600630508 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382941 time=1600630268 user_id=1676




Think of it as high performance fuel....


Yeah good point but it makes you go faster in the direction of the nearest bathroom.


Just throw toilet seats out in front of her in the direction you'd like to travel. Shen's urge to stand on each one of them will usher you along at breakneck speed....


That's an idea...I've been using a fishing pole and a hunk of dog meat on the end.


Intriguing!



You must have read Shitz Tzu's, "The Art of Tour"...


No, I haven't had the time for it....I'm an American, I don't read books.



I just watched "How to Train Your Dragon Lady" a couple of times.
Posted by Frood
 - September 20, 2020, 03:48:47 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=382948 time=1600631092 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382945 time=1600630695 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382943 time=1600630508 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382941 time=1600630268 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382939 time=1600630141 user_id=156




When the meter is running, I'm in charge...That coolie eats on her own God damn time...  :laugh3:


Think of it as high performance fuel....


Yeah good point but it makes you go faster in the direction of the nearest bathroom.


Just throw toilet seats out in front of her in the direction you'd like to travel. Shen's urge to stand on each one of them will usher you along at breakneck speed....


That's an idea...I've been using a fishing pole and a hunk of dog meat on the end.


Intriguing!



You must have read Shitz Tzu's, "The Art of Tour"...
Posted by Renee
 - September 20, 2020, 03:44:52 PM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382945 time=1600630695 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382943 time=1600630508 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382941 time=1600630268 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382939 time=1600630141 user_id=156
Quote from: cc post_id=382933 time=1600629321 user_id=88
Needless to say that you plan your routes around any KFC joints.



A miscue in that area could greatly delay your arrival time


When the meter is running, I'm in charge...That coolie eats on her own God damn time...  :laugh3:


Think of it as high performance fuel....


Yeah good point but it makes you go faster in the direction of the nearest bathroom.


Just throw toilet seats out in front of her in the direction you'd like to travel. Shen's urge to stand on each one of them will usher you along at breakneck speed....


That's an idea...I've been using a fishing pole and a hunk of dog meat on the end.
Posted by Frood
 - September 20, 2020, 03:38:15 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=382943 time=1600630508 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=382941 time=1600630268 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=382939 time=1600630141 user_id=156
Quote from: cc post_id=382933 time=1600629321 user_id=88
Needless to say that you plan your routes around any KFC joints.



A miscue in that area could greatly delay your arrival time


When the meter is running, I'm in charge...That coolie eats on her own God damn time...  :laugh3:


Think of it as high performance fuel....


Yeah good point but it makes you go faster in the direction of the nearest bathroom.


Just throw toilet seats out in front of her in the direction you'd like to travel. Shen's urge to stand on each one of them will usher you along at breakneck speed....