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Posted by Anonymous
 - October 07, 2020, 09:22:25 PM
Quote from: caskur post_id=385887 time=1602088392 user_id=2156
I picked Blurter



He isn't bad for a Jabberwocky!~

He is hilarious.
Posted by caskur
 - October 07, 2020, 12:33:12 PM
I picked Blurter



He isn't bad for a Jabberwocky!~
Posted by Frood
 - October 07, 2020, 12:14:47 PM
It's ok, Blurt. I understand it's a politically charged year. Inversely, SNL does nothing to tickle my funny bone either...
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 07, 2020, 11:37:29 AM
Wow, how thrilled am I to be considered a draw amid such a distinguished and conservative collection of crackpots? Thanks for the votes, folks.  ac_cool



I appreciate the honour, dubious as it may be. I mean, Shen? Biggies? Renee??? Giants in the competition!...if you're talking about about an ass, an ego, and a gun locker, respectively.



Ah, Renee! I'd love to roast you, I really would. But I can't, I just can't. My oven's way too small.



Shen, ol' Herm gave me an empty barrelwash barrel which I filled with KFC drumsticks. There's a toonie at the bottom. You go, girl. You should be done before lunch, I'm guessing.



Biggie Smalls, what can I say about someone who chose a screen name to describe both his ego and his physical stature? Except maybe that it's a better choice than "Hot Air Balloon Hobbit."



There are many funny posters on this forum. Some are unsung comics, to be sure.



I have my doubts about Dinkies, though. Last time Dinky was a hoot, Rotwang was still sipping whiskey while gazing fondly at a photo of Pantywaste's toes.



My vote would be for ol' Brother Seoul. Any man has to be considered the funniest who can discuss actuarial science with a straight face or shout "Fore!" before engaging in the fulfillment of his bi-monthly contractual obligations in the marital bed.



Finally, I tip my hat to the Asian Mistress of the house, Fashionista. She has a way of making earnestness a side-splitting affair. She can drop a devastating bomb in the most innocuous way, making the shredded victims believe they were just slapped in the face with a bouquest of dandelions in bloom. Fash is the only woman I know who, if she weren't a Christian, would still be a Christian. And this is why I so much like her; her humour has very little hatred in it. Funny doesn't have to be mean-spirited. And Fash is a past mistress of the art.



Blurt out.  :howdy:
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 06, 2020, 09:17:40 PM
They are creative with their flames.
Posted by Blazor
 - October 06, 2020, 02:30:49 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=385795 time=1602007505 user_id=156
Quote from: Blazor post_id=385794 time=1602006203 user_id=2221
Quote from: Renee post_id=385779 time=1602001818 user_id=156
Okay, I have not voted yet...



I would love the vote for Shen;  Pansy and I go back a ways. But she's not showing me anything here and her rickshaw driving last weekend was sub par. She jumped a curb and ran over an old man and his walker. As she pulled away the poor guy was just laying there screaming something with an Australian accent,....I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.



I'm starting to fear that I will have to vote for Blurt... ac_dunno


Shen ran over Bricktop?







I must be slipping, Im not even on the list  :sad:



Though, I would say those in the list, are more so "funny flamers", as in their humor usually comes from comical flaming, the way flaming was intended.



Hmmm, now, who to vote for.


I don't know who it was that she ran over...The guy was bald and he dropped the F-bomb a lot. That's the one word I could make out.



There was a middle aged Asian woman with him who got knocked over as well. Her purse spilled all over and there were a lot of credit cards all over the sidewalk. I couldn't quite make out the name on the cards cause Shen just sped off like the immigration authorities were after her. I was telling her to stop but she just flipped me the bird and kept going. Needless to say I was late for my nail appointment so I didn't tip her well.



Now she's probably mad at me... ac_crying


One thing I always liked about yours and Blurt's flames, they are always so creative  :laugh:
Posted by Renee
 - October 06, 2020, 02:05:05 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=385794 time=1602006203 user_id=2221
Quote from: Renee post_id=385779 time=1602001818 user_id=156
Okay, I have not voted yet...



I would love the vote for Shen;  Pansy and I go back a ways. But she's not showing me anything here and her rickshaw driving last weekend was sub par. She jumped a curb and ran over an old man and his walker. As she pulled away the poor guy was just laying there screaming something with an Australian accent,....I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.



I'm starting to fear that I will have to vote for Blurt... ac_dunno


Shen ran over Bricktop?







I must be slipping, Im not even on the list  :sad:



Though, I would say those in the list, are more so "funny flamers", as in their humor usually comes from comical flaming, the way flaming was intended.



Hmmm, now, who to vote for.


I don't know who it was that she ran over...The guy was bald and he dropped the F-bomb a lot. That's the one word I could make out.



There was a middle aged Asian woman with him who got knocked over as well. Her purse spilled all over and there were a lot of credit cards all over the sidewalk. I couldn't quite make out the name on the cards cause Shen just sped off like the immigration authorities were after her. I was telling her to stop but she just flipped me the bird and kept going. Needless to say I was late for my nail appointment so I didn't tip her well.



Now she's probably mad at me... ac_crying
Posted by Blazor
 - October 06, 2020, 01:43:23 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=385779 time=1602001818 user_id=156
Okay, I have not voted yet...



I would love the vote for Shen;  Pansy and I go back a ways. But she's not showing me anything here and her rickshaw driving last weekend was sub par. She jumped a curb and ran over an old man and his walker. As she pulled away the poor guy was just laying there screaming something with an Australian accent,....I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.



I'm starting to fear that I will have to vote for Blurt... ac_dunno


Shen ran over Bricktop?







I must be slipping, Im not even on the list  :sad:



Though, I would say those in the list, are more so "funny flamers", as in their humor usually comes from comical flaming, the way flaming was intended.



Hmmm, now, who to vote for.
Posted by Renee
 - October 06, 2020, 12:30:18 PM
Okay, I have not voted yet...



I would love the vote for Shen;  Pansy and I go back a ways. But she's not showing me anything here and her rickshaw driving last weekend was sub par. She jumped a curb and ran over an old man and his walker. As she pulled away the poor guy was just laying there screaming something with an Australian accent,....I couldn't understand a fucking word he was saying.



I'm starting to fear that I will have to vote for Blurt... ac_dunno
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 05, 2020, 04:57:43 PM
Quote from: cc post_id=385702 time=1601930643 user_id=88
"cat"? .. There's a more appropriate feline term  ac_smile

 :laugh3:
Posted by cc
 - October 05, 2020, 04:44:03 PM
"cat"? .. There's a more appropriate feline term  ac_smile
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 05, 2020, 04:36:08 PM
Quote from: Fashionista post_id=385697 time=1601929558 user_id=3254
Quote from: Renee post_id=385695 time=1601929411 user_id=156
Quote from: Velvet post_id=385666 time=1601910115 user_id=2021
Quote from: Renee post_id=385665 time=1601909107 user_id=156
Quote from: cc post_id=385562 time=1601847115 user_id=88


From what I hear, strippers and hookers fly in from Vegas and NY



You folk should be ashamed of yourselves


I hear they all get high sniffing Whiteout and then have long in depth  discussions on who makes the best financial calculator, Ti or HP....ac_unsure

This post made it easy to decide who to vote for. :laugh3:


Hey,  I'm just tellin the trufoos here...Those accounts are just a crazy. I worked for one once. He told that he wanted to take me into his office and depreciate my assets. Scared the crap out of me.

I didn't think Seoul was like that.

 :laugh:

The cat's out of the bag now.
Posted by cc
 - October 05, 2020, 04:31:43 PM
One just never knows, Fash.  The nerd as cover act is well done.



Important to keeping customers
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 05, 2020, 04:25:58 PM
Quote from: Renee post_id=385695 time=1601929411 user_id=156
Quote from: Velvet post_id=385666 time=1601910115 user_id=2021
Quote from: Renee post_id=385665 time=1601909107 user_id=156
Quote from: cc post_id=385562 time=1601847115 user_id=88
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=385412 time=1601739363 user_id=114


When this COVID is behind us, you should come to one of our conventions. They are pretty wild events.

From what I hear, strippers and hookers fly in from Vegas and NY



You folk should be ashamed of yourselves


I hear they all get high sniffing Whiteout and then have long in depth  discussions on who makes the best financial calculator, Ti or HP....ac_unsure

This post made it easy to decide who to vote for. :laugh3:


Hey,  I'm just tellin the trufoos here...Those accounts are just a crazy. I worked for one once. He told that he wanted to take me into his office and depreciate my assets. Scared the crap out of me.

I didn't think Seoul was like that.

 :laugh:
Posted by Renee
 - October 05, 2020, 04:23:31 PM
Quote from: Velvet post_id=385666 time=1601910115 user_id=2021
Quote from: Renee post_id=385665 time=1601909107 user_id=156
Quote from: cc post_id=385562 time=1601847115 user_id=88
Quote from: seoulbro post_id=385412 time=1601739363 user_id=114
Quote from: Odinson post_id=385404 time=1601728474 user_id=136
I have you know that Seoulbro is the funniest guy in the National Accountants Association.

When this COVID is behind us, you should come to one of our conventions. They are pretty wild events.

From what I hear, strippers and hookers fly in from Vegas and NY



You folk should be ashamed of yourselves


I hear they all get high sniffing Whiteout and then have long in depth  discussions on who makes the best financial calculator, Ti or HP....ac_unsure

This post made it easy to decide who to vote for. :laugh3:


Hey,  I'm just tellin the trufoos here...Those accountants are just a crazy. I worked for one once. He told me that he wanted to take me into his office and depreciate my assets. Scared the red ink right out of me.