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Posted by Anonymous
 - August 25, 2021, 09:45:04 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=419171 time=1629778372 user_id=1974
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.

Posters who have seen his picture say he has a typical ch@g build with toorhpick arms and legs.
Posted by Renee
 - August 25, 2021, 10:12:35 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=419264 time=1629891044 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=419263 time=1629890533 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=419258 time=1629878633 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=419211 time=1629827705 user_id=156
Quote from: Blurt post_id=419171 time=1629778372 user_id=1974
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.


 :shock: I hope there is a stipulation in his lease that requires him to poop in stages over a period of several days. ... I doubt the plumbing in his building can handle that kind of massive fecal discharge all at once.


If it's one long connected brown snake, he'll have to hack it up in stages and segments...



My brother as a teenager had the same problem and the plumber went to the basement to isolate and remove the blockage... unscrewing the pipe as a 4 footer dropped onto the concrete near me mums feet....



She turned beet red and blurted out, "it's not me! I've got teen boys! Honestly!"...


OMG... :ohmy: ... A 4 foot log??? Did he scream when he took a crap? A shit like that has got to hurt... :laugh3:


Dunno....but he still insists it was mum who dropped the Spruce Goose...  ac_biggrin


Sounds like a horror movie...The Turd from Hell.



I wonder if it was your brother that defiled this crapper..



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4965352/Snake-like-creature-emerges-TOILET-Malaysia.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... aysia.html">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4965352/Snake-like-creature-emerges-TOILET-Malaysia.html
Posted by Frood
 - August 25, 2021, 07:30:44 AM
Quote from: Renee post_id=419263 time=1629890533 user_id=156
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=419258 time=1629878633 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=419211 time=1629827705 user_id=156
Quote from: Blurt post_id=419171 time=1629778372 user_id=1974
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.


 :shock: I hope there is a stipulation in his lease that requires him to poop in stages over a period of several days. ... I doubt the plumbing in his building can handle that kind of massive fecal discharge all at once.


If it's one long connected brown snake, he'll have to hack it up in stages and segments...



My brother as a teenager had the same problem and the plumber went to the basement to isolate and remove the blockage... unscrewing the pipe as a 4 footer dropped onto the concrete near me mums feet....



She turned beet red and blurted out, "it's not me! I've got teen boys! Honestly!"...


OMG... :ohmy: ... A 4 foot log??? Did he scream when he took a crap? A shit like that has got to hurt... :laugh3:


Dunno....but he still insists it was mum who dropped the Spruce Goose...  ac_biggrin
Posted by Renee
 - August 25, 2021, 07:22:13 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=419258 time=1629878633 user_id=1676
Quote from: Renee post_id=419211 time=1629827705 user_id=156
Quote from: Blurt post_id=419171 time=1629778372 user_id=1974
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.


 :shock: I hope there is a stipulation in his lease that requires him to poop in stages over a period of several days. ... I doubt the plumbing in his building can handle that kind of massive fecal discharge all at once.


If it's one long connected brown snake, he'll have to hack it up in stages and segments...



My brother as a teenager had the same problem and the plumber went to the basement to isolate and remove the blockage... unscrewing the pipe as a 4 footer dropped onto the concrete near me mums feet....



She turned beet red and blurted out, "it's not me! I've got teen boys! Honestly!"...


OMG... :ohmy: ... A 4 foot log??? Did he scream when he took a crap? A shit like that has got to hurt... :laugh3:
Posted by Renee
 - August 25, 2021, 07:17:10 AM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet" post_id=419254 time=1629864079 user_id=164
Quote from: Renee post_id=419211 time=1629827705 user_id=156
Quote from: Blurt post_id=419171 time=1629778372 user_id=1974
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.


 :shock: I hope there is a stipulation in his lease that requires him to poop in stages over a period of several days. ... I doubt the plumbing in his building can handle that kind of massive fecal discharge all at once.


He burst the pipes a while back...all that shit came down 8n everyone's apartment.  The entire place had to get fixed...remember about the water damage he posted about?  Everyone had to get new floors.



The entire building still smells like shit to this day.  It's an affordable place to rent...if you can sniff it up.


Poor little Eddie. He lives "in a world of shit"...of his own making... :laugh3:
Posted by Frood
 - August 25, 2021, 04:03:53 AM
Quote from: Renee post_id=419211 time=1629827705 user_id=156
Quote from: Blurt post_id=419171 time=1629778372 user_id=1974
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.


 :shock: I hope there is a stipulation in his lease that requires him to poop in stages over a period of several days. ... I doubt the plumbing in his building can handle that kind of massive fecal discharge all at once.


If it's one long connected brown snake, he'll have to hack it up in stages and segments...



My brother as a teenager had the same problem and the plumber went to the basement to isolate and remove the blockage... unscrewing the pipe as a 4 footer dropped onto the concrete near me mums feet....



She turned beet red and blurted out, "it's not me! I've got teen boys! Honestly!"...
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - August 25, 2021, 12:01:19 AM
Quote from: Renee post_id=419211 time=1629827705 user_id=156
Quote from: Blurt post_id=419171 time=1629778372 user_id=1974
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.


 :shock: I hope there is a stipulation in his lease that requires him to poop in stages over a period of several days. ... I doubt the plumbing in his building can handle that kind of massive fecal discharge all at once.


He burst the pipes a while back...all that shit came down 8n everyone's apartment.  The entire place had to get fixed...remember about the water damage he posted about?  Everyone had to get new floors.



The entire building still smells like shit to this day.  It's an affordable place to rent...if you can sniff it up.
Posted by Renee
 - August 24, 2021, 01:55:05 PM
Quote from: Blurt post_id=419171 time=1629778372 user_id=1974
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.


 :shock: I hope there is a stipulation in his lease that requires him to poop in stages over a period of several days. ... I doubt the plumbing in his building can handle that kind of massive fecal discharge all at once.
Posted by Blurt
 - August 24, 2021, 12:12:52 AM
Here's the thing, though: once you've taken your next dump, you'll be back to your usual 97 lbs.
Posted by Anonymous
 - August 23, 2021, 10:42:52 AM
I weigh a solid 212 pounds. He weighs 214. Even though he is six foot four and I am six feet tall, I still am only two pounds less than that wimp.