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Posted by Dove
 - October 20, 2022, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: UoT post_id=477651 time=1666262231
Quote from: Dove post_id=477452 time=1666137025 user_id=3266




 Women who claim to love anal sex are lying. They men to see them as sexy, the whole "not like other girls" thing. They are the "cool" girl friend that likes to watch porn with their boyfriend (notice how I'm saying GF/BF?) and they dont have many sexual boundaries. Also open to three ways even though they are hetro .... they claim to be a bit "Bi".



 It's the "if you cant beat them, join them"  sort of thinking where they think men will want them more or not cheat on them if they can be funnier and hotter and more sexual than average women.



 Women who make an effort to fit into what they think men want.  You can always tell because female sexuality is very different from a males and most of that shit is more stereotypical.  Men are supposed to want three ways and think sex with two women is hot. Men are supposed to watch porn and wanna have porn sex. Men are supposed to want to fuck a woman in the ass.

You seem awfully sure of your convictions in this regard. I'd ask if it was something you genuinely believed, or if it were merely something you wished were the case. So many people in this world and I'm sure you can find many who would support your assertions... but it does seem rather presumptuous to expect all women would agree with you.



For instance, if a woman thought there was a reward of loyalty for "getting her freak on" she might actually love the idea of anal, no matter how painful it was. In fact I put it to you that some would even seek it in preference to vaginal for that reason, possibly others. One of my ex-girlfriends (who wasnt into anal) told me about her friend Stephanie who apparently fit this particular bill. Stephanie was a total germophobe who kept an enema hose in her bathroom, as she actively abhorred vaginal sex and preferred her boyfriends to go in her back door instead. I never met Stephanie myself and cannot comment directly, though I see no reason to doubt my ex-gf's sincerity in the retelling. Who knows how Stephanie might have arrived at her exercised preference; all I can say is that while you and I might argue her state of mind, the fact is she was exercising a preference that she had, moreover she was quite active in the pursuit. To the point where she would bemoan the absence of her boyfrends and their cocks whenever she would break up with them (which was often).



I'm not suggesting you don't avoid the practice. Maybe you tried it and didn't enjoy it... not my business to know and I'm not suggesting a retelling if you have. Nor am I inviting you to cough upendless examples of confirmation because I'm sure you can find plenty of women to testify that they found it unpleasant. Not a woman myself, nor have I ever taken schlong in the hoop so I cannot comment from personal experience. The closest I ever came to having a partner stick anything up my ass was a south african chick who introduced me to the joys of analingus... which for the record was an unlooked pleasure from my perspective and a skill she had learned from a lesbian girlfriend.



She was a leftie. Make of that what you will. Here's some thinking music to get you in the mood.



https://vimeo.com/87649263">https://vimeo.com/87649263


You know I'm perfectly fine going into my anal sex adventure in embarrassing detail if people wanna know lol. I'm not known for my bashfulness or class or anything  :yahoo:  



 Short version, yes I did try it. My first marriage was to a sex addict and I was too young and poorly raised to see the red flags. So it's fair to say I sexually abused my own self trying to please this person. He was a porn addict and we had no actual relationship outside of sex. I confused this with love. And regardless of how often I would screw this asshole he still cheated all. the. time.



 So yeah that was one of the things I tried to do. Did NOT get far with it at all. It was horrifically painful and miserable. And it put me off on HIM because he was a hounder....always hounding for sex. And not even in a fun sexy way, he whined like a fucking child for sex. Even though he got more sex than Ron Jeremy.



 So I recognize that my stances on porn and stuff like this ARE influenced by these awful experiences.



 Imagine a 22 year old stripper who didnt actually like sex with men. That was me.  I had that "thousand cock stare" after ONE man. Just 1. I felt like a war survivor.

 

 I could totally be wrong about women and anal....not gonna deny that. I'll share my opinions very confidently and sometimes it reads like I'm being sanctimonious or judgemental....and that's not how I am at all, thats so not the case at all. In definately not some pearl clutching prude but I understand I read that way sometimes. It's more I have confidence in what I'm saying. It's completely anecdotal things I've observed and conversations I've had. And I'm comfortable enough saying I believe this to be true for the majority of women.



 There is always be some super freaky butt sluts out there who get off on pain and humiliation......FAIR enough lol.  OR they have some odd hang up like you described. Seems odd a germaphobe would fixate more on her vagina and be comfortable with getting it up the ass where there is a shit ton (ahahahaha that's punny) more bacteria. We have tons of ecoli up our asses.  When colon bacteria gets into someone's pee hole....that's gonna be a rough week lol. If one of my friends told me they preferred anal for that reason....I'd probably just laugh and leave it alone lol. You do you....yanno lol.



 I'm more so speaking to the women who fake it for the sake of landing a mate and than ending up in a sexless marriage....feeling as though sex is a chore and resenting it. I dont believe that the average everyday woman is a fan of getting dicked in the ass and I think ones that are vocal about just loving it are liars seeking male approval.  I concede that's my opinion on it and there is no way to lock that down as a fact.  



 I view lefties as total degenerate at this point who do more to ruin sex than anything. Why are they so obsessed with "normalizing" things that absolutely no one is claiming isnt already normal?  They just wanna do it in public in front of everyone. That's the one boundary they keep pushing at. It's not enough to do it....they want us all to join them lol.



 That video is hilarious and it's kinda true BUT...this is something I've seen alot in the MUSLIM ranks. They want to stay "virgins" for their husbands so the men go fuck white girls and the muslim girls take it in the ass. I'm SURE there are young girls in Christian communities who also think like this. Its pretty ridiculous and it's great example of how belief and faith cannot be forced. You just end up screwing up the thinking of younger people.



 When I taught my daughters about sex, relationships and the value of waiting.....i didnt actually refer much to our religious beliefs. I want my daughters to enter into a relationship with the Lord genuinely. We cant simply just follow rules and be "good with God".  We have a whole human nature to deal with.
Posted by Blazor
 - October 20, 2022, 09:00:03 AM
Quote from: weebles post_id=477672 time=1666266078 user_id=2191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7SfFRQjMFY">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7SfFRQjMFY


HOLY SHIT THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!  ac_drinks



Im gonna share DAT shit!!!
Posted by weebles
 - October 20, 2022, 07:41:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7SfFRQjMFY">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7SfFRQjMFY
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 20, 2022, 07:38:30 AM
https://youtu.be/q3NrCZvV8Hc">https://youtu.be/q3NrCZvV8Hc
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 20, 2022, 07:31:47 AM
I love you!
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 20, 2022, 07:31:11 AM
https://youtu.be/FkbVHZB6TqY">https://youtu.be/FkbVHZB6TqY
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 20, 2022, 07:29:56 AM
I will try choose a song...
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 20, 2022, 07:24:38 AM
Quote from: UoT post_id=477658 time=1666263457
I considered it once.



Took all of about three seconds.



And I realised that learning so many Words at an early age was an invaluable asset for winding up the crap out of frustrated millennial bogans who weren't old enough to remember shit like Narrara, Captain Goodvibes and the Zarsoff Brothers.



And that you weren't in a position to take your frustrations out on my person.  :evilthoughts2:



Not to worry. Give your pillow a good workout, you'll feel better for it.


Such a good song!
Posted by weebles
 - October 20, 2022, 07:13:47 AM
We all have a little bit of Logan in our life's IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnq2dIEpqo">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEnq2dIEpqo
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 20, 2022, 06:57:37 AM
I considered it once.



Took all of about three seconds.



And I realised that learning so many Words at an early age was an invaluable asset for winding up the crap out of frustrated millennial bogans who weren't old enough to remember shit like Narrara, Captain Goodvibes and the Zarsoff Brothers.



And that you weren't in a position to take your frustrations out on my person.  :evilthoughts2:



Not to worry. Give your pillow a good workout, you'll feel better for it.
Posted by Breakfall
 - October 20, 2022, 06:39:59 AM
Fuck dude...you talk a lot! I don't even know you....but you should consider shutting the fuck up. I actually make a living on selling short stories would you believe?



But seriously, shut the the fuck up!
Posted by Anonymous
 - October 20, 2022, 06:37:11 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=477452 time=1666137025 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=477434 time=1666130917 user_id=3397


Some guys may like anal because it's a tighter fit, but I didn't think most women enjoy it.



However, there was a female poster that once posted around these parts, Real Woman, that apparently loved the anal sex.



I am curious if, after all these years of anal, she now must wear adult diapers to catch the shit that leaks out?  The possibility of that is very real and very strong!


 Women who claim to love anal sex are lying. They men to see them as sexy, the whole "not like other girls" thing. They are the "cool" girl friend that likes to watch porn with their boyfriend (notice how I'm saying GF/BF?) and they dont have many sexual boundaries. Also open to three ways even though they are hetro .... they claim to be a bit "Bi".



 It's the "if you cant beat them, join them"  sort of thinking where they think men will want them more or not cheat on them if they can be funnier and hotter and more sexual than average women.



 Women who make an effort to fit into what they think men want.  You can always tell because female sexuality is very different from a males and most of that shit is more stereotypical.  Men are supposed to want three ways and think sex with two women is hot. Men are supposed to watch porn and wanna have porn sex. Men are supposed to want to fuck a woman in the ass.

You seem awfully sure of your convictions in this regard. I'd ask if it was something you genuinely believed, or if it were merely something you wished were the case. So many people in this world and I'm sure you can find many who would support your assertions... but it does seem rather presumptuous to expect all women would agree with you.



For instance, if a woman thought there was a reward of loyalty for "getting her freak on" she might actually love the idea of anal, no matter how painful it was. In fact I put it to you that some would even seek it in preference to vaginal for that reason, possibly others. One of my ex-girlfriends (who wasnt into anal) told me about her friend Stephanie who apparently fit this particular bill. Stephanie was a total germophobe who kept an enema hose in her bathroom, as she actively abhorred vaginal sex and preferred her boyfriends to go in her back door instead. I never met Stephanie myself and cannot comment directly, though I see no reason to doubt my ex-gf's sincerity in the retelling. Who knows how Stephanie might have arrived at her exercised preference; all I can say is that while you and I might argue her state of mind, the fact is she was exercising a preference that she had, moreover she was quite active in the pursuit. To the point where she would bemoan the absence of her boyfrends and their cocks whenever she would break up with them (which was often).



I'm not suggesting you don't avoid the practice. Maybe you tried it and didn't enjoy it... not my business to know and I'm not suggesting a retelling if you have. Nor am I inviting you to cough upendless examples of confirmation because I'm sure you can find plenty of women to testify that they found it unpleasant. Not a woman myself, nor have I ever taken schlong in the hoop so I cannot comment from personal experience. The closest I ever came to having a partner stick anything up my ass was a south african chick who introduced me to the joys of analingus... which for the record was an unlooked pleasure from my perspective and a skill she had learned from a lesbian girlfriend.



She was a leftie. Make of that what you will. Here's some thinking music to get you in the mood.



https://vimeo.com/87649263">https://vimeo.com/87649263
Posted by Blazor
 - October 19, 2022, 10:25:10 AM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=477466 time=1666147439 user_id=2845
My marriage isn't sexless. I'm just too tired to be freaky nowadays


I would bottle up some of my energy and send it to you if I could lol  ac_dance





I've always been up for gettin' freaky. Hell, I use to have Saturday night Fuck Fests til the sun came up  :laugh:
Posted by Lokmar
 - October 19, 2022, 09:48:59 AM
Quote from: "Melson Gibson" post_id=477433 time=1666130642 user_id=3397
Quote from: Dove post_id=477428 time=1666129667 user_id=3266
 Clothes are not natural. The internet is not natural.



 Oral sex? Totally natural. Even animals lick eachothers privates.



 Dont have sex with dirty people and you'll be fine. According to my husband his live in girl friend he had before me was icky and he thought he hated doing it. He hated everything about it.



 Turns out he just hated doing it to her lol.

I suppose I can't totally disagree...  Many years ago I went through a phase that I am not proud of, and had a one-night-stand with some chick I've never seen before nor since.  Even after a shower the next day, my dick still stunk.  I literally could not wash the stench of rotten puss off my cock until a couple more showers.



That said, I think society as a whole is degenerating.  Sex is supposed to be about making babies and forming a bond, not jamming tongues and other objects up other peoples asses.



I'm a fairly tolerant guy, but even 'mainstream' porn has now become something so degenerate compared to the Playboy mags I was familiar with as a kid.



Even seeing a nigger dick defile White women turns my stomach.  I've seen too much degeneracy lately, and we need to get back to basics!







https://i.ibb.co/hKcMgXs/didgeridoo-2.gif">


My ex wifes cunt smelled really bad. I think if she wiped backwards, it would have been better!



And yea, that nigger jizz ruins white women for sure!!!
Posted by Dove
 - October 19, 2022, 09:23:09 AM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=477466 time=1666147439 user_id=2845
. There are tons of men who are all stuck in sexless marriages who all have the same story. She was an insatiable freak who couldnt get enough and she was down for anything. And then it just....stopped.









 ac_hithere





My marriage isn't sexless. I'm just too tired to be freaky nowadays


 Same.



 But we dont hear from people like us because we arent the ones complaining lol.