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Posted by Frood
 - July 16, 2023, 01:17:01 AM
Quote from: Lokmar post_id=507737 time=1689483863 user_id=3351
Quote from: Frood post_id=507429 time=1689381820 user_id=1676
I'd dangle my dick in front of a hungry python before I'd ever stick it in garden gnome....



https://i.postimg.cc/C1HshmmW/Screenshot-20230715-104253.jpg">


From the pics I've seen, her tits arent that nice.


 ac_toofunny
Posted by Lokmar
 - July 16, 2023, 01:06:18 AM
Quote from: Dove post_id=507533 time=1689449342 user_id=3266
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=507502 time=1689430194 user_id=2845






Oak may talk mad shit, but she's never flat out put an obvious lie out there the way Murdock has. Oak doesn't lack self awareness either.





That's just my opinion


 Oak definitely struggles with self awareness.....just not the same sort that Moo does. Oak will attach all her own character defects and thought processes onto whoever she currently hates and accuse them of the shit she does.  



 But no she doesn't act like some cyber skank and post her body parts, hit on all the men, and talk about how hot and sexy she is.




No doub! That taco bending whore projects BIG TIME!!!!
Posted by Lokmar
 - July 16, 2023, 01:04:23 AM
Quote from: Frood post_id=507429 time=1689381820 user_id=1676
I'd dangle my dick in front of a hungry python before I'd ever stick it in garden gnome....



https://i.postimg.cc/C1HshmmW/Screenshot-20230715-104253.jpg">


From the pics I've seen, her tits arent that nice.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - July 15, 2023, 07:42:07 PM
Lmao!!!!
Posted by Frood
 - July 15, 2023, 07:30:37 PM
She probably got the munchies and ate them....
Posted by Herman
 - July 15, 2023, 07:26:40 PM
Quote from: Odinson post_id=507600 time=1689462828 user_id=136
Does murdock have kids?

Probably.
Posted by Odinson
 - July 15, 2023, 07:13:48 PM
Does murdock have kids?
Posted by Herman
 - July 15, 2023, 07:08:53 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=507592 time=1689462399 user_id=3214
Quote from: Herman post_id=507588 time=1689461761 user_id=3396


Brother, I feel for ya. No man should have to fuck a fat gal sober or without total darkness.


I tried to block it out of my mind



It wasn't pleasant

It never is when you aint drunk and you can see.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - July 15, 2023, 07:06:39 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=507588 time=1689461761 user_id=3396
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=507584 time=1689461451 user_id=3214


Any nasty whale of a slobbering behemoth looks good with enough alcohol



Problem was I don't have enough alcohol and couldn't get the room dark enough



Shudders

Brother, I feel for ya. No man should have to fuck a fat gal sober or without total darkness.


I tried to block it out of my mind



It wasn't pleasant
Posted by Frood
 - July 15, 2023, 06:57:26 PM
Unless you're part of a debauched competition and you want to win the meat and booze hamper...
Posted by Herman
 - July 15, 2023, 06:56:01 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=507584 time=1689461451 user_id=3214
Quote from: Herman post_id=507573 time=1689460173 user_id=3396


Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.

Any nasty whale of a slobbering behemoth looks good with enough alcohol



Problem was I don't have enough alcohol and couldn't get the room dark enough



Shudders

Brother, I feel for ya. No man should have to fuck a fat gal sober or without total darkness.
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - July 15, 2023, 06:50:51 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=507573 time=1689460173 user_id=3396
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=507506 time=1689430566 user_id=3214




And she doesn't front like she's pretty. She knows she's fat and ugly



Whereas MooDock on the other hand



"Purdy Murdy". Lmso. More like Perdue Murdy or Purdy Hefty

Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.

Any nasty whale of a slobbering behemoth looks good with enough alcohol



Problem was I don't have enough alcohol and couldn't get the room dark enough



Shudders
Posted by Herman
 - July 15, 2023, 06:44:39 PM
Quote from: Frood post_id=507579 time=1689460732 user_id=1676
Quote from: Herman post_id=507573 time=1689460173 user_id=3396


Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.


https://i1.wp.com/olap.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bigstock-Businessman-jumping-over-hurdl-14086169.jpg">



Herman jumping over a murdle...

Ya, that is me alright. If I was twenty years younger and owned a suit.
Posted by Frood
 - July 15, 2023, 06:38:52 PM
Quote from: Herman post_id=507573 time=1689460173 user_id=3396
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=507506 time=1689430566 user_id=3214




And she doesn't front like she's pretty. She knows she's fat and ugly



Whereas MooDock on the other hand



"Purdy Murdy". Lmso. More like Perdue Murdy or Purdy Hefty

Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.


https://i1.wp.com/olap.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/bigstock-Businessman-jumping-over-hurdl-14086169.jpg">



Herman jumping over a murdle...
Posted by Herman
 - July 15, 2023, 06:29:33 PM
Quote from: "Biggie Smiles" post_id=507506 time=1689430566 user_id=3214
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=507502 time=1689430194 user_id=2845






Oak may talk mad shit, but she's never flat out put an obvious lie out there the way Murdock has. Oak doesn't lack self awareness either.





That's just my opinion


And she doesn't front like she's pretty. She knows she's fat and ugly



Whereas MooDock on the other hand



"Purdy Murdy". Lmso. More like Perdue Murdy or Purdy Hefty

Old Herman has done a few chunky gals back in the day. If I downed a few thimbles and blew a few rails, and I didn't have a hot old lady, I would give old Murdy a jump too.