Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 05, 2023, 05:02:16 PMThat is because you see reality

Serious.  That's a big girl right there. 

She is an unhinged white whale.

Quote from: Shen Li on October 05, 2023, 05:00:49 PMThat is how I see Mergecock.

That is because you see reality

Serious.  That's a big girl right there. 

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 05, 2023, 04:36:25 PMThis is not far from what she looked like when I picked her up at the airport during her surprise visit to NYC.

As she lumbered her way over to my Audi A6 like some giant snail covered in elmers glue, all out of breath and sweating full tsunamis despite it being 58 degrees at the time, I remembered thinking to myself "Is this thing still under manufacturer warranty?"

which was of little value anyway as I'm quite certain she exceeded the weight limit of the vehicle by at least 50 pounds 

Murdock, the truest of testaments to quality German engineering when it comes to suspension. Seriously

That is how I see Mergecock.

Did I mention her armpits were quite hairy?

Like, it looked like she had a tumbleweed in a headlock

Serious. No bullshit

Quote from: DKG on October 05, 2023, 01:29:39 PMIs Murdock actually losing her hair. I am not judging. My hair has been thinning for years.

1/3 of females suffer male pattern baldness... Not usually as bad as men but still bad enough.

Quote from: Raven on October 05, 2023, 03:21:50 PM

This is not far from what she looked like when I picked her up at the airport during her surprise visit to NYC.

As she lumbered her way over to my Audi A6 like some giant snail covered in elmers glue, all out of breath and sweating full tsunamis despite it being 58 degrees at the time, I remembered thinking to myself "Is this thing still under manufacturer warranty?"

which was of little value anyway as I'm quite certain she exceeded the weight limit of the vehicle by at least 50 pounds 

Murdock, the truest of testaments to quality German engineering when it comes to suspension. Seriously

 

Is Murdock actually losing her hair. I am not judging. My hair has been thinning for years.

Quote from: Shen Li on October 04, 2023, 04:43:00 PMShe brought it on herself.

And she is the one who gets to un-fuck it herself. If she cares to. Noone else can do it for her.

A lot of people are incapable of recognizing this, much less realizing it in practice.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on October 04, 2023, 04:39:17 PMA woman going bald in her early 40's is a tell tale sign of some serious liver damage

couldn't happen to a nicer person though.

She brought it on herself.

Quote from: caskur on October 04, 2023, 04:35:37 PMIf she doesn't stop drinking her life will end in her 50s. FLEA and I know plenty of women from MSN who died early and the common denominator was they drank.

 Some people can't do certain things in moderation. Drinkers can't drink in moderation.

A woman going bald in her early 40's is a tell tale sign of some serious liver damage

couldn't happen to a nicer person though.

Quote from: Shen Li on October 02, 2023, 07:42:21 PMShe is fukt.

If she doesn't stop drinking her life will end in her 50s. FLEA and I know plenty of women from MSN who died early and the common denominator was they drank.

 Some people can't do certain things in moderation. Drinkers can't drink in moderation.

Quote from: caskur on October 02, 2023, 07:40:57 PMAre Bridgets bus wheels turning round and round again?

She is fukt.

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 30, 2023, 07:44:34 PMOh no. Anything but that 

Are Bridgets bus wheels turning round and round again?

Yawn.