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Posted by Lab Flaker
 - September 10, 2024, 07:29:42 AM
Posted by smartass
 - September 10, 2024, 05:56:00 AM
Would love to see a based judge rule on that case.


"Madam (and I use that term under extreme advisement), you wilfully and with malice aforethought dipped your turkey baster in the defendant's long discarded genetic sludge without so much as offering him a blowjob for his masturbatory efforts... I have no option but to find the defendant Not Guilty and you are ordered to pay court costs and the cost of a high class call girl to comfort the defendant in his time of distress of realising his seed was willfully trafficked to a carpet munching leftie whose face resembled a hatful of smashed arseholes... case dismissed."
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 10, 2024, 12:16:18 AM
Posted by Frood
 - September 09, 2024, 11:59:12 PM
Posted by Brent
 - September 09, 2024, 02:56:52 PM
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 09, 2024, 01:07:08 PMhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/V7QCdik1opg
People donate sperm, blood, and even organs. Did this dumbbell not understand that that there is a no return policy on these items. Use at your own risk.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - September 09, 2024, 02:55:41 PM
Jeeeeeeezzzzzzz..........   :Doh2:
Posted by Biggie Smiles
 - September 09, 2024, 01:07:08 PM