Quote from: Frood on October 18, 2024, 09:19:48 PMNozzer ain't dead, Farm Leaguer.

DD must have trolled you again.

Nozzer... now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time.

I met him, back in the day. He and I were organising the BH get together out at Bathurst. You remember... the one that got nixed after a certain... "request"... shall we say?

I know you remember. I'll bet Nozzer still remembers it too.

And Herman? I don't reckon he has the faintest fucking idea what I'm banging on about.

Herman ain't Nozzer. You'd need to be smoothbrained to think otherwise.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on October 18, 2024, 06:51:03 AMI doubt that's personal... S'Cunt likes to make *everyone* feel stupid for one reason or another. It's his most endearing quality. lulz

You can piss off too, the idea I'd get pleasure out of making anyone feel stupid has to come from somewhere and I've certainly never expressed it.

So where did it come from?

Quote from: Erica Mena on October 17, 2024, 03:31:38 PMIt's cunt. Always trying to make me feel stupid for thinking shit is funny.

Awwww piss off, I'm not trying to make you feel stupid. Look back to the shit that Ant Agoniser was flinging at you at The Retard Farm; the "humour" in that is the same level that Flange consistently throws out; a bunch personal attacks against the opponent and family members relating thereto.

You didn't enjoy it then. At least that's the impression you gave and quite frankly I don't blame you if your reaction was indeed authentic. It was repetitive shit designed to engage an opponent, not on the basis of making the opponent laugh and inspiring them to the table with flaming funnies of their own, but to foster hate and infuriate a poster. To which everyone else is supposed to laugh and cheer.

I'm over it, quite a lot of us are. Brawl Hall had long made it a mainstay of its bastardisation of flaming by the time you and Flange arrived on the scene and where is Brawl Hall now? Its bastard progeny lives on at Bastard Factory though... well, yay; you have a place where you can watch Flange going at it, perhaps going as far as to put yourself in the line of fire and find the humour where you couldn't with Ant Agoniser.

I'm not saying you can't or that you shouldn't. I'm saying I can't and won't. I'm saying that even if someone could prove to me that it was somehow flaming in spite of everything I learned pre-9/11 at Flame4Cash, it still wouldn't stack up against the back and forths between myself and writers like Projectile Vomit, DVLOS, Summer Of George, That Dastardly Man, Evil Blood, Frood etc. People whose understanding of "destroying an opponent" could be best expressed by leaving someone rolling about the floor in fits of near hysterical laughter at the sledging they had just received.

I don't get that from Flange. I haven't seen any evidence they're capable of it and of what they have produced I've seen done with more finesse and effectiveness years ago, done with the express aim of driving posters off the forum. That's what Bastard Factory chose to make a mod and if anyone should be feeling dumb about it, it ought to be him.

Quote from: Lokmar on October 17, 2024, 03:21:36 PMI love that song!

Do you love it enough to take the Screamo-dirge challenge?

I don't. That screamo-dirge challenge I described... I've actually been through it already, working the school holidays one year harvesting cherries at an orchard where the only radio station they could pick up played the top 40 on high rotation and the number one song every hour. Sometimes twice an hour. And for that entire period, "You're The Voice" was allegedly the highest charting song in that market.

I made a bit of money. I also developed what I imagine will be a lifelong antipathy to that song, not just for its performance but also for its message (its songwriter Chris Thompson wrote it as an anti-nuclear song). And while I recognise John Farnham's ability to hit a note pitch-perfect and without a single note of musical backing as being a talent very few performers possess, to my ear there is an inauthenticity about his performance that comes across as someone attempting to emulate the sound of a grief stricken moggy having a bunch of red hot nails hammered through its balls. And swap that fucking bagpipe solo part for the bass guitar it was originally written for, dammit. Les Claypool could do it justice, even if that Glenn Wheatley cunt can't.

And this is before I learned about Farnham's back story by the people that knew him personally, or how the Australian music industry trades chart positions in return for sexual favours from the performers. Much of it drug-fueled and homoerotic in nature. PeeDiddler isn't exactly a unique phenomenon you know.

Look pal; love that song all you want, maybe that little homo freak can stir you to tapping your toes and yodeling along to a tune that was written in support of ending all things nuclear on the planet, I don't give a shit if you do. I know you don't love it enough to take the Screamo-dirge challenge and emerge the other side still loving it the way you do now. You'll be wanting a break from it. Hell, you might even decide you'd be happy if you never heard it again.

Chris Thompson should have stuck to his guns and told the Aussie music industry to fuck off. But then Kumdumpala might have tainted a song I actually liked to advertise her campaign. Swings and roundabouts I suppose.

Quote from: Frood on October 18, 2024, 10:16:12 PMGood luck... Dovey said it resembled a broken cocktail shrimp... 

An angry "Supreme Inch"...

Quote from: Flynn on October 18, 2024, 10:13:08 PMLet me find it.

Good luck... Dovey said it resembled a broken cocktail shrimp... 

No mas shitposting, por favor.

Quote from: Frood on October 18, 2024, 10:04:09 PM   

What's wrong Dinky? Flynn got your tongue?

Quote from: Frood on October 18, 2024, 09:51:00 PM^^^ Flynny fiction while imbibing

Dinky Diana still denying, though didn't you make a thread coming clean?

Let me find it.

    

Hey Herman/Nozzer, is this what obsession looks like?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    

LaRf!!!

Taxi!

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 18, 2024, 09:47:41 PM

Oh shit!!!