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Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 01:23:33 AM
Was Pat Morita's body double.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 24, 2025, 09:38:09 PM
Stu can't remember blowing bubbles as a kid. I ran into him the other day and he still talks about it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - June 24, 2025, 01:03:25 PM
Every year on their wedding anniversary, her husband receives sympathy cards.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 23, 2025, 09:24:48 PM
Stu walks up to a girl and says, " I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it's too long." The girl replies, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy but you'll never get it."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - June 23, 2025, 09:18:54 PM
Brushes his teeth with Preparation H.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - June 23, 2025, 01:15:16 AM
Looks like her face caught on fire and someone put it out with a track shoe.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 20, 2025, 11:22:07 PM
Woman Prof wants to date: I'm usually attracted to men with power.
Prof: That's great, I always pay my electric bill on time.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - June 20, 2025, 10:43:03 PM
Her definition of hot dog is a Schnauzer on the grill.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 20, 2025, 09:03:04 PM
RQ got a new neighbour who is from Algeria. He walked over to the fence to greet him by starting with "I wish I didn't have to do this in English. I would very much prefer to talk to you in your own language. But unfortunately, I was never good at algebra."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - June 20, 2025, 01:32:17 AM
Is guilty of driving under the influence of being Asian.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 19, 2025, 09:53:33 PM
"I have a confession to make," Stu told his girlfriend. "While we've been dating, I've been secretly seeing a psychiatrist." "Oh, don't worry about it," his girlfriend said. "I've been secretly seeing a car salesman, a postman, and your father."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - June 19, 2025, 02:14:09 PM
On the bright side, she can never have a brain tumor.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - June 17, 2025, 07:37:00 PM
What does Prof call a woman who likes small dicks?

His girlfriend.

Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - June 17, 2025, 12:03:07 PM
His dream job.

Posted by Renegade Quark
 - June 16, 2025, 12:51:52 AM
Volunteer septic tank cleaner.