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Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:46:43 AM
Never makes chocolate chip cookies because it takes her too long to peel the M&Ms.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 08, 2026, 09:15:56 PM
Herm told a woman he fancied that not only did he graduate from M.I.T. he did it in 2 years.

She asked "you went to Massachussettes Institute of Technology?

Herm replied no. Manitoba Institute of Trucking. It took him 2 years to complete a 2 month course.
Posted by Herman
 - February 08, 2026, 07:00:11 PM
She cannot play baseball because she eats bats.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 27, 2026, 10:46:46 PM
Stu came home today and his wife was on ebay. If she's there tomorrow he'll lower the price.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 27, 2026, 09:46:04 PM
Is a closet Justin Bieber super fan.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 07, 2026, 11:02:47 PM
Prof bought a new bed set yesterday. However, his wife is unimpressed. Prof thinks she's jealous that he got the top bunk.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 07, 2026, 01:11:43 PM
His average was 6 puppies a day.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 07, 2026, 10:58:24 AM
Growing up, was always told that a puppy died every time she masturbated. Well, she figured five puppies a day was an acceptable loss.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 04, 2026, 10:46:24 PM
Prof recently got divorced. They decided to split the house. Prof being the good negotiator that he is got the outside.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 04, 2026, 10:37:57 PM
If her IQ was measured by TNT, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 04, 2026, 09:49:51 PM
Stu is so poor he rubs cologne from magazines on his shirt.
When people say oh you smell good what is it? Stu says page 10.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 04, 2026, 09:44:58 PM
Was the #1 pick in this year's Professional Dumbass Association draft.

Amen. 
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - January 04, 2026, 02:02:29 PM
Shen tried the game of playing stupid with Prof ... then realized he wasn't playing.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 04, 2026, 01:42:57 PM
She's undefeated...




...in the game of playing stupid.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 03, 2026, 10:11:02 PM
Prof had a good time horse back riding until he ran out of quarters and the kids convinced him his turn was over.