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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 24, 2025, 04:54:43 AM
She's the reason God created the middle finger.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 23, 2025, 08:40:24 PM
RQ walks into a bar and says to the bartender I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?

The bartender says, I don't know what does your wife look like.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 23, 2025, 08:13:56 PM
He looks like he would be easy to draw.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 23, 2025, 07:44:10 PM
Discovered a new and very dangerous microbial lifeform...




...after scratching his crotch.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 22, 2025, 11:27:03 PM
Is so ugly her proctologist puts his finger in her mouth.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 22, 2025, 07:52:16 PM
He asked his girlfriend if she wanted a quickie.

She replied, as opposed to what.
Posted by Garraty_47
 - April 22, 2025, 07:22:42 PM
When his mother was breastfeeding she'd close her eyes and pretend she was with another baby.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 22, 2025, 04:46:18 PM
Dollar Store Michelle Yeoh.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 19, 2025, 12:32:00 AM
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but Prof was keeping the umbrella.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 18, 2025, 11:37:51 PM
We all evolved from apes, but she didn't evolve far enough.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 18, 2025, 09:12:48 PM
Stuart walks into a hotel, goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled."

The guy at the desk replies "It's just regular porn you sick fuck."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 18, 2025, 02:49:30 PM
Is a pimple porn stand-in for the money shots.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 18, 2025, 02:21:09 PM
Is a pimple porn actor.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 18, 2025, 08:22:09 AM
Has a severe pimple porn addiction.


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 18, 2025, 01:41:38 AM
He asked his phone "Siri, why am I still single?" And it activated the front camera.