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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 21, 2025, 11:51:07 PM
To-date has been banned from 13 Walmart stores for taking electric scooters on joyrides up and down the aisles while loudly wet-farting and "singing" Born To Be Wild.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - January 21, 2025, 10:17:56 PM
Attracts flies.
Posted by Frood
 - January 20, 2025, 09:09:41 PM
Went into convulsions,threw up, and died at a Tupperware party. Coroner listed the cause of death as "coffee enema".
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 20, 2025, 09:04:20 PM
Stands at street corners with a sign that says 'Will lick toilets clean for Taco Bell'.
Posted by Frood
 - January 20, 2025, 09:02:29 PM
Cruises highway rest stops in rainbow coloured hospital scrubs.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 20, 2025, 08:45:12 PM
Calls her local Chinese restaurant and orders a large cream of sum yung gai.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 19, 2025, 10:03:01 PM
His wife speaks 10 languages, but can't say no, I'm married in any of them.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - January 19, 2025, 09:10:29 PM
Is real estate for scabies.
Posted by Brent
 - January 19, 2025, 01:18:41 PM
Buys Frood drinks every Tuesday night when Frood is in drag at Darrel's Watering Hole and Snooker Palace.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 19, 2025, 01:12:24 PM
Identifies as a female every Tuesday in time for Ladies Night half-price drinks at Darrel's Watering Hole & Snooker Palace.

Amen.
Posted by Frood
 - January 19, 2025, 05:47:45 AM
Went down on a raccoon for a half chewed packet of hotdogs.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - January 19, 2025, 03:29:05 AM
Those jeans do, in fact, make her ass look fat.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 18, 2025, 10:05:33 PM
His idea of culture is watching old episodes of Duck Dynasty.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 18, 2025, 10:01:39 PM
Spreads mayo on white bread and calls it caviar.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 18, 2025, 11:21:29 AM
The #1 item on her bucket list is to be the singer and dancer in a Jardiance TV commercial.


Amen.