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Posted by Reggie Essent
 - February 04, 2025, 11:30:12 PM
Harvests Applbee's dumpster leftovers to sell in his push cart on Saturdays.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 04, 2025, 11:26:01 PM
Refers to Applebee's as fine dining.
Posted by Herman
 - February 04, 2025, 09:59:27 PM
Calls my curvy coloured gals cows.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - February 04, 2025, 09:52:14 PM
Gets distracted watching cows walk away.
Posted by Herman
 - February 04, 2025, 09:32:12 PM
Looks down his nose at fine redneck chili.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - February 04, 2025, 09:01:25 PM
Makes chili with hamburger helper and taco bell sauces.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 04, 2025, 09:01:05 PM
Being quite the frugalist, enjoys re-chewing chewing gum he harvests from underneath countertops, tables and chairs.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 04, 2025, 08:33:40 PM
Wears scuba gear while showering.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 04, 2025, 03:21:38 AM
Thought miser.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 03, 2025, 07:13:33 PM
Mixes vodka and brake fluid and calls it a maitai.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 02, 2025, 09:26:30 PM
Yo Mama's had the clap so many times, her doctor treats her for applause.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 02, 2025, 07:32:12 PM
Volunteered to be the guy responsible for changing Mitch McConnell's diapers.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 02, 2025, 03:14:57 PM
Has a recurring nightly dream of motorboating the Pelosi fun bags.



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 31, 2025, 05:07:58 PM
Pours lighter fluid onto ice cream and calls it baked Alaska.
Posted by Reggie Essent
 - January 29, 2025, 10:17:06 PM
Lets Brian Adams spank him.