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Posted by Shen Li
 - April 29, 2025, 09:42:04 PM
When RQ bought went to buy a Christmas tree last year the cashier asked him "are you going to put it up yourself?"

RQ replied, "don't be disgusting. I'm going to put it up in the living room."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 29, 2025, 07:15:59 PM
Is George Takei in drag.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 28, 2025, 10:10:21 PM
Garraty calls a swimming pool company and says, "I got a leak in my pool". The man that answered the phone says, "Well, go ahead."
Posted by Garraty_47
 - April 28, 2025, 08:49:46 AM
Fucks up a 35+ page on-topic streak and still wants to whinge when his snout gets smacked by his masters.
Posted by JOE
 - April 28, 2025, 01:28:21 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on April 28, 2025, 12:38:57 AMYes, I am Joe.

If it makes you feel better avatar_Shen Li Shen, I met a beautiful Chinese Doctor the other day. She was so pretty & petite. I didn't realize Chinese women could be so beautiful.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 28, 2025, 12:38:57 AM
Yes, I am Joe.
Posted by JOE
 - April 28, 2025, 12:33:51 AM
Quote from: Shen Li on April 28, 2025, 12:30:35 AMI remember when I use my microscope.

Are you upset that SUV driver who mowed down 11 people in Vancouver may have been Chinese avatar_Shen Li Shen?
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 28, 2025, 12:30:35 AM
I remember when I use my microscope.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 27, 2025, 11:13:54 AM
Try as she might, just can't get ol' Stu's tallywacker off her mind.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 27, 2025, 12:52:55 AM
His penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records, but the librarian told him to take it out.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 24, 2025, 04:54:43 AM
She's the reason God created the middle finger.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 23, 2025, 08:40:24 PM
RQ walks into a bar and says to the bartender I slept with my wife before we were married. Did you?

The bartender says, I don't know what does your wife look like.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 23, 2025, 08:13:56 PM
He looks like he would be easy to draw.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 23, 2025, 07:44:10 PM
Discovered a new and very dangerous microbial lifeform...




...after scratching his crotch.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 22, 2025, 11:27:03 PM
Is so ugly her proctologist puts his finger in her mouth.