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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 12:31:41 PM
Was very disappointed when rejected by the International Olympic Committee to be the official transgender athlete inspector.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 12:26:51 AM
Finally got her dream job as horse sheath cleaner at the local racetrack. Boasts she's so good at her job, she could do it with both hands tied behind her back.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 26, 2025, 09:42:16 PM
He's been told he's either naive or stupid. But, he's not sure which side he's moron.
Posted by Frood
 - February 26, 2025, 01:55:12 AM
Shen Li and Renegade Quark were hanging out in a tree house when RQ piped up with "If fell out of this tree, I would strike oil!".

Shen said "that's nothing. If I fell out of this tree, I could trap a grizzly bear".
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 26, 2025, 01:00:55 AM
He's trying to save money on his meat budget so he bought deer balls because he heard they're under a buck.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 26, 2025, 12:52:27 AM
Her graduating class voted her most likely have her name and number in truckstop restrooms across America.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 25, 2025, 11:40:38 PM
Quote from: Frood on February 25, 2025, 11:21:28 PMHad a crush on George Costanza as a teen.
Is jealous of George Costanza's height and hair.
Posted by Frood
 - February 25, 2025, 11:21:28 PM
Had a crush on George Costanza as a teen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 25, 2025, 10:48:51 PM
I will admit he is street smart. Sesame Street smart.
Posted by Courier Six
 - February 25, 2025, 10:44:31 PM
Tried out for the Spice Girls -- and was accepted.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 25, 2025, 10:44:18 PM
He has 2 parts of brain, left and right. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 25, 2025, 05:43:19 PM
Inspired by the Mundari people, bought his own cow to provide all his shower and bath, skincare, and teeth cleaning needs.



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 25, 2025, 02:02:46 PM
Called the suicide prevention hotline once and they tried to encourage him.
Posted by Garraty_47
 - February 25, 2025, 09:41:10 AM
Failed her driving test 5 minutes in when she asked the evaluator: "Are fat people on scooters still worth double points?"
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 25, 2025, 01:10:16 AM
He calls his toilet the Jim instead of the John. That way he can honestly say he goes to the Jim several times a day.