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Posted by Reggie Essent
 - January 29, 2025, 10:17:06 PM
Lets Brian Adams spank him.
Posted by Frood
 - January 29, 2025, 09:58:51 PM
Spanks to Bryan Adams.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - January 29, 2025, 08:16:53 PM
Put his brain on the edge of a razor blade and it would be like a BB on a six-lane highway.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 29, 2025, 07:08:39 PM
Drives a rusted out Mazda Miata with a bumper sticker that says 'I ❤️ flea markets'.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 29, 2025, 06:53:05 PM
Relieved of his position manning the Salvation Army red kettle at the local Walmart in response to a deluge of citizen complaints. When he demanded an explanation, his supervisor replied that twerking and hands-free bell ringing was "entirely unacceptable." Stormed out of the office screaming "I'm calling the ACLU!"

Amen.
Posted by Frood
 - January 29, 2025, 03:42:46 PM
Is Nancy Pelosi's drinking diaper.
Posted by Brent
 - January 29, 2025, 02:12:19 PM
Nancy Pelosi's drinking buddy.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - January 29, 2025, 10:43:43 AM
Is A-OK with AOC.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 27, 2025, 01:45:31 PM
His favorite pastime is taking duck lip selfies.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - January 27, 2025, 01:37:08 PM
Tried to take heroin once, but he couldn't get the spoon through his skin.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 27, 2025, 10:32:10 AM
Got banned from the mic on karaoke night at Darrel's Watering Hole and Snooker Palace. Darrel said his "singing" was bad for business.

Amen.
Posted by DKG
 - January 27, 2025, 09:16:43 AM
Wears a tie while golfing.
Posted by Frood
 - January 26, 2025, 10:16:56 PM
Watched "The Animal", got beaver milk confused with badger milk and went down on a crack whore.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - January 26, 2025, 10:09:50 PM
Uses they/them pronouns.
Posted by Herman
 - January 26, 2025, 08:46:14 PM
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than illumination.