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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 02:02:46 PM
Called the suicide prevention hotline once and they tried to encourage him.
Posted by Garraty_47
 - Today at 09:41:10 AM
Failed her driving test 5 minutes in when she asked the evaluator: "Are fat people on scooters still worth double points?"
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 01:10:16 AM
He calls his toilet the Jim instead of the John. That way he can honestly say he goes to the Jim several times a day.
Posted by Herman
 - February 24, 2025, 09:30:58 PM
When he found out that his toaster wasn't waterproof, he was shocked.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 24, 2025, 09:19:37 PM
His porch light is on, but there's nobody home.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 24, 2025, 02:16:36 PM
Guzzles a half gallon of prune juice every morning to "clean out his plumbing".
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 24, 2025, 09:58:20 AM
Just in case Fear Factor auditions ever return, his daily training regimen includes a breakfast of a half gallon of "donkey juice."


Amen.
Posted by Frood
 - February 24, 2025, 12:50:33 AM
Isn't adverse to the flavour of bull milk.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 24, 2025, 12:47:01 AM
Has a side hustle as a male wet nurse.

Amen.
Posted by Frood
 - February 24, 2025, 12:22:01 AM
Fanned Ron Jeremy's schlong on set.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 24, 2025, 12:18:16 AM
Is a fan boy of the Twilight series.
Posted by Frood
 - February 24, 2025, 12:07:56 AM
His call sign in the Navy was "Twinkle Toes".
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 24, 2025, 12:02:25 AM
Is a two-bagger.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 23, 2025, 11:39:47 PM
Frood entered his son's room and said "remember boy, masturbating can make you go blind."

"I'm over here" his son replied.
Posted by Frood
 - February 23, 2025, 11:26:35 PM
Takes his animal husbandry serious...