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Posted by Shen Li
 - April 01, 2026, 10:12:26 PM
Stu called his wife from the hospital telling her not to worry. He told her he had lost a finger.
She said "the whole finger?"
Stu said "no the one next to it."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 01, 2026, 09:54:03 PM
Although sitting on faces is her passion and favorite pastime, she is on an indefinite self-imposed sabbatical due to flaming piles.

Amen.

Posted by Shen Li
 - March 20, 2026, 10:43:29 PM
Prof asked his wife how long chicken keeps in the freezer.
She said 3 months.
Prof replied, "well I put one in last night and it was dead this morning."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 19, 2026, 08:22:34 PM
Her definition of lollygagging is almost choking on the Tootsie pop.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 18, 2026, 10:44:28 PM
Stu asked his wife why she married him.
She said "because you're funny."
Stu said "I thought it was because I was good in bed."
His wife said "see you're hilarious."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 18, 2026, 09:29:59 PM
Nothing gets her twat soggy like more cowbell:


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 16, 2026, 10:44:16 PM
Prof was bragging to his buddy that he has sex with his with 3 times a week.
Prof's buddy said "I only do so once a week."
Prof replied "but you don't have a wife."
His buddy responded, "Oh, I thought we were talking about your wife."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 16, 2026, 08:56:07 AM
If her IQ could be converted to horsepower, she would go from 0-60...


...in a week.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 15, 2026, 11:22:41 PM
Stu's wife gets really bad ear-ache during flights, but on her last flight she found a solution that really works. She booked Stu's seat 3 rows back.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 15, 2026, 12:16:42 PM
After being repeatedly refused employment as a "Hooters Girl", is still unable to find a lawyer to take his discrimination case.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 15, 2026, 01:14:43 AM
Sticks her head out of the car window even though she knows she could get it taken off by a telephone pole.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 12, 2026, 10:45:22 PM
Stu pinched my head when I stuck it out the window.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 12, 2026, 04:48:22 PM
One day while driving down the street, she stuck her head out the window and was immediately pulled over by a cop and arrested for mooning.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 04, 2026, 10:41:36 PM
Stu went to a pharmacy and asked what's the best thing to kill germs?
The Pharmacy assistant answered ammonia cleaner.
Stu said I'm sorry I thought you worked here.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 04, 2026, 08:31:56 AM
Mixes halal wine, kiwi juice, and gasoline and calls it a 'Tehran surprise'.