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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 11, 2025, 08:11:37 PM
Snorts whiskey and drinks cocaine.



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 11, 2025, 06:45:21 PM
Is the only heroin user in a world full of crackheads.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 11, 2025, 04:32:43 PM
Is a 22 caliber in a 357 magnum world.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 11, 2025, 02:34:08 PM
Thunder-butt.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 11, 2025, 02:12:09 PM
Thunder ankles.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 11, 2025, 12:46:31 PM
Thunder-thighs.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 09, 2025, 12:45:26 AM
Why does Stuart's wife weigh more than the average single woman?

The average single women comes home and sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed.
Stuart's wife comes home, takes one look at what's in bed and goes to the fridge.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 09, 2025, 12:38:23 AM
A Blue Cashew Special - Presenting the story of Shen Li's youth in song:


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 09, 2025, 12:30:21 AM
The only way his wife could get him to go down on her was by putting the TV remote between her legs.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 09, 2025, 12:10:52 AM
Bedswerver.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 08, 2025, 10:59:12 PM
Do you know the difference between Stuart and chocolate?

Chocolate can satisfy a woman.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 08, 2025, 12:41:36 PM
Was the inspiration for this international hit:


Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 08, 2025, 10:25:19 AM
Is so old that when he was a kid Old Faithful was called Young Cheater.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 08, 2025, 09:48:30 AM
To which Shen Li chimed in, "That ain't nothin'!  Why, just this past month alone I've had over a hundred talkywackers bigger than Stu's best friend's!"

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 08, 2025, 12:59:42 AM
Stuart said to his wife, I bet you can't tell me something that will make me happy and sad both at the same time.

She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, your dick is bigger than your best friend's.