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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 09:52:52 AM
The back seat of her car is big enough for a porn orgy.


Her FansOnly subscribers are disappointed that it never gets used.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 05, 2025, 11:47:41 PM
Stu shot his first turkey today. You should have seen the people running from the Wal-Mart freezer section.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - December 05, 2025, 09:33:51 AM
Guinness summarily rejected his world record application for his phone number appearing on the walls of the most men's bathroom stalls.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - December 05, 2025, 12:21:58 AM
Enjoys gas station sushi.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 27, 2025, 10:05:54 PM
The police came to Prof's house last to talk to to his wife.
They showed a picture of him to her and said it looks like he's been hit by a bus.
She said yes I know but he's a good provider.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 27, 2025, 05:32:40 PM
On Thanksgiving Day, he truly enjoys "stuffing the turkey".



Use your imagination on that.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - November 27, 2025, 04:50:53 PM
Try as she might, unable to wear a bikini top 'cause there's nothing to keep it from sliding down.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 24, 2025, 10:47:54 PM
Prof stood on the edge of a cliff and yelled I love U.

His echo replied I just want to be friends.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 24, 2025, 03:24:24 PM
His definition of foreplay is asking "So much is it for just 20 minutes?"
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 24, 2025, 12:50:16 AM
Her G-spot has turned into a parking spot.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 23, 2025, 09:25:00 PM
Well after all these years Stu has finally found his wife's G-spot.
All he had to do was ask his brother where it is.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - November 23, 2025, 11:17:11 AM
Identifies as Caucasian.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 22, 2025, 10:11:18 PM
RQ's wife asked him if her appendix scar made her look unattractive.
Apparently don't worry babe your tits covers it wasn't the answer she was looking for.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 22, 2025, 12:27:03 AM
Has banged every guy on that bus...in the bus station restroom.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 21, 2025, 10:28:17 PM
Prof pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurts. Judging by the reaction of the man sleeping beside him on the bus it seems pretty painful.