Quote from: It's Poppy on Today at 12:34:01 PMWho is Poppy?

I've told you a thousand times. 

Poppy is my cat.

A guy with atrophied testicles and a penchant for stage props and merchandise.

Quote from: Edward on February 21, 2025, 02:33:31 PMNice try, poopy. You're a fifty or sixty year old man pretending to be a girl. That is about as cringey as you can get.

Who is Poppy?

Quote from: Shen Li on February 21, 2025, 12:45:21 AMIt's no wonder Edweird no friends in real life. If he bores total strangers to tears with horseshit stories about himself, it's not going to make him any friends.

I have lots of friends and I always tell the truth.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qdKwJLgibjI

Quote from: It's Poppy on February 21, 2025, 10:31:49 AMIsn't Edward just another Cunt Wrangler type "flamer" much like antagonizer, but much more cringey.

Nice try, poopy. You're a fifty or sixty year old man pretending to be a girl. That is about as cringey as you can get.

Quote from: . on February 21, 2025, 04:54:52 AMI'm not familiar with Gordy, but I do know that Chug ranks somewhere among the tard class. He stands condemned out of his own mutant fingers. And between you and me, I'm thankful for his example.... and the knowledge that I have a long way to fall before I'll ever wind up as pathetic and fucked up as he is.

He does have the hands of a Downs Kid!

Quote from: It's Poppy on February 21, 2025, 10:31:49 AMIsn't Edward just another Cunt Wrangler type "flamer" much like antagonizer, but much more cringey.

Edward is a clone of Joe or X. He has no life outside of forums.

Isn't Edward just another Cunt Wrangler type "flamer" much like antagonizer, but much more cringey.

Giving someone a heart attach is epic. And look how many paragraphs you just wrote about someone you don't even know,Karen. Nice try, home.

Quote from: Shen Li on February 21, 2025, 12:45:21 AMIt's no wonder Edweird no friends in real life. If he bores total strangers to tears with horseshit stories about himself, it's not going to make him any friends.

I wouldn't exactly say I'm bored, I don't spend anywhere near enough time on his crap for that. But certainly uninspired. The chug is all about destroying shit and I'm more admiring of people that can build stuff. His pride in his "accomplishments" is to me like the background noise between radio stations.

Better people than him have bragged about running off their opponents and I thought they were fucking stupid for doing so too. Since he's not bringing anything new to the table any time soon and with me holding him in such low regard as to his self professed accomplishments, it's not as though he's going to have to work very hard in tearing down any misconceptions I might have otherwise harboured of him being a normal, well adjusted human being, no? With unimpeachable personal hygiene and properly proportioned hands that don't spend the greater part of any day abusing his unemployed cock until it has blisters on its blisters (you can thank me later for the unsolicited mental image btw.)

I've no doubt he'd blow his backed up groinal yoghurt all over the ceiling if it could be conclusively proven that Gordy's heart attack was a direct result of him spamming some website with memebee links and maybe, maybe there might be someone to pat him on his furry little head for screwing about with an internet persona's real life, but I'm not it. I've always held that the minute you default to that direction, then the real loser is you; you've shown to the world that you've let the game get to you and you're out of options to do anything more creative.

I'm not familiar with Gordy, but I do know that Chug ranks somewhere among the tard class. He stands condemned out of his own mutant fingers. And between you and me, I'm thankful for his example.... and the knowledge that I have a long way to fall before I'll ever wind up as pathetic and fucked up as he is.

Quote from: . on February 20, 2025, 11:42:11 PMMeh, total amateur hour... and that's only if I'm being generous. Anyone with an IQ below room temperature can post a link and caper about like a copraphiliac toddler with a full load in the back while gurgling about their dubious "achievements".

Yours are nothing special and there's no need for confirmation from any other participant for this. In fact, that you are so proud of your little tale is kind of ghey, definitely beta/soy territory and very likely airclaim on your part. You aren't the first to claim far reaching consequences for your keystrokes, you won't be the last.

I for one am unimpressed, but that's okay. As a recipient of similar attacks and by people yet posting on this very forum, I can proudly boast first hand knowledge of how little people out in the real world care about message board links bequeathed to business associates. I put it to you that any notice that Gordy's real world associates paid you like as not could be summed up as regarding you as of much as a dead loss as your peers...nay, betters... here at the Cashew afford you.

So much for your bragging rights. Sorry about your penis.

It's no wonder Edweird no friends in real life. If he bores total strangers to tears with horseshit stories about himself, it's not going to make him any friends.

Quote from: Edward on February 20, 2025, 11:02:48 AMLOL. Gordy quit because I caused him to have a heart attack. He has a big scar across his chest from the operation. I trolled him good. You saw how upset he was getting toward the end. Crying to the mods to ban me. Ha ha. I beat his ass. Urine bag gambino. I posted a link to Memebee on his business website so people could see what a creep he is. The web host refused to take down the post. Ha ha. I literally got him so worked up he was crying on the forum.

Meh, total amateur hour... and that's only if I'm being generous. Anyone with an IQ below room temperature can post a link and caper about like a copraphiliac toddler with a full load in the back while gurgling about their dubious "achievements".

Yours are nothing special and there's no need for confirmation from any other participant for this. In fact, that you are so proud of your little tale is kind of ghey, definitely beta/soy territory and very likely airclaim on your part. You aren't the first to claim far reaching consequences for your keystrokes, you won't be the last.

I for one am unimpressed, but that's okay. As a recipient of similar attacks and by people yet posting on this very forum, I can proudly boast first hand knowledge of how little people out in the real world care about message board links bequeathed to business associates. I put it to you that any notice that Gordy's real world associates paid you like as not could be summed up as regarding you as of much as a dead loss as your peers...nay, betters... here at the Cashew afford you.

So much for your bragging rights. Sorry about your penis.

Quote from: Shen Li on February 10, 2025, 11:26:52 PMJoe's troll routine has always been to target non trolls. That's why I'm surprised he hasn't retired from forums like Gordy Gambino did.

Gordy knew his schtick which was done. Joe has to see that too. His targets have moved on. You can't troll someone as deranged as Edweird or someone that doesn't give a fuck like Lok. SB has him on ignore.

I don't care what anybody does, but I don't get the point of continuing his troll act. At the very least I would evolve and modernize it to reflect the reality of forums today.

Flynn is another one that is stuck in 2005.

LOL. Gordy quit because I caused him to have a heart attack. He has a big scar across his chest from the operation. I trolled him good. You saw how upset he was getting toward the end. Crying to the mods to ban me. Ha ha. I beat his ass. Urine bag gambino. I posted a link to Memebee on his business website so people could see what a creep he is. The web host refused to take down the post. Ha ha. I literally got him so worked up he was crying on the forum.

Quote from: Frood on February 15, 2025, 09:25:09 PMI heard that Jo Jo enjoys bending over and stuffing a Cabbage Patch doll up his freckle on date night.

Thiel grabs a broom and they play whack-a-mole with it.

I heard it was a Fuck Me Up Elmo doll... and that Jojo wiggled and gigglesquirted every time it got to vibrating.

Quote from: Reggie Essent on February 15, 2025, 10:47:48 PMTell Joe that I have an "end of the rainbow" collector currently negotiating with me to procure my Revenue Stamp Collection that I have repeatedly offered Joe first dibs on.  Currently, the offer stands at $27,000 dollars US.  I'm gonna play the line a bit and see if I can get a few more ducats out of the deal.

I would have sold the entire collection to Joe a few months ago for 2 Krugerands - 2 ounces of gold - or about $6k US currently, I believe.

Coulda made some ducats, joe!  Too bad, so sad.

I am not giving Jo Jo that much of an advance on his allowance so there.