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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 02:16:22 PM
Quote from: Shen Li on Today at 07:05:09 AMFrood's Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!'

Frood: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months.'

Frood's wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'

Heh. There ain't no sucha thang as free poontang.   Just sayin'.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 07:05:09 AM
Frood's Wife: 'I can't believe you went to a prostitute to have sex!'

Frood: 'What did you expect? We haven't done anything for months.'

Frood's wife: 'You could have told me you were willing to pay.'
Posted by Frood
 - Today at 01:01:47 AM
Drug dealers do him for sugar packets.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:58:44 AM
Drugs do him.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 11, 2025, 08:11:37 PM
Snorts whiskey and drinks cocaine.



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 11, 2025, 06:45:21 PM
Is the only heroin user in a world full of crackheads.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 11, 2025, 04:32:43 PM
Is a 22 caliber in a 357 magnum world.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 11, 2025, 02:34:08 PM
Thunder-butt.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 11, 2025, 02:12:09 PM
Thunder ankles.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 11, 2025, 12:46:31 PM
Thunder-thighs.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 09, 2025, 12:45:26 AM
Why does Stuart's wife weigh more than the average single woman?

The average single women comes home and sees what's in the fridge and goes to bed.
Stuart's wife comes home, takes one look at what's in bed and goes to the fridge.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 09, 2025, 12:38:23 AM
A Blue Cashew Special - Presenting the story of Shen Li's youth in song:


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 09, 2025, 12:30:21 AM
The only way his wife could get him to go down on her was by putting the TV remote between her legs.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 09, 2025, 12:10:52 AM
Bedswerver.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 08, 2025, 10:59:12 PM
Do you know the difference between Stuart and chocolate?

Chocolate can satisfy a woman.