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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 07:05:21 PM
In light of her insatiable appetite for baby batter, considers herself fortunate that it's so in low calories.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 08, 2025, 08:12:28 PM
Can use a chewed piece of Trident gum as a condom.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 08, 2025, 01:07:02 PM
Has to wear a hammock for a bikini bottom.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 07, 2025, 09:23:42 PM
Or Stu a cup.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 07, 2025, 09:06:16 PM
Stu:   Hey Iron Chink, if a person has no hands, do they need gloves?

Iron Chink:  No.

Stu:  If a person has no feet, do they need socks?

Iron Chink:  No.

Stu:  Then why in hell are you wearin' a bra?

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 07, 2025, 08:16:32 PM
The 3 words RQ's wife doesn't want to hear from him while having sex are honey I'm home.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 07, 2025, 04:25:57 PM
Chinatown Barbie.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 07, 2025, 12:56:37 AM
When he goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex. He's paying her to leave.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 07, 2025, 12:28:07 AM
Is a beslubbering, beef-witted bugbear.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 06, 2025, 10:26:50 PM
He has the most effective form of contraception on the planet--his face.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 06, 2025, 12:45:04 PM
She goes to her local cosmetic surgeon for Botox injections on her booty and the surgeon has to use a couple of gallons.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 05, 2025, 10:28:40 PM
His shrink told RQ he was crazy and he said I want a second opinion. The shrink said okay, you're ugly too.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 05, 2025, 12:05:33 AM
Will love you long time.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 04, 2025, 10:21:04 PM
If Herman talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to Herman that's 7 bucks a minute.
Posted by Herman
 - May 04, 2025, 07:18:42 PM
Has a sideways vagina.