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Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 12:56:37 AM
When he goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex. He's paying her to leave.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:28:07 AM
Is a beslubbering, beef-witted bugbear.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 06, 2025, 10:26:50 PM
He has the most effective form of contraception on the planet--his face.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 06, 2025, 12:45:04 PM
She goes to her local cosmetic surgeon for Botox injections on her booty and the surgeon has to use a couple of gallons.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 05, 2025, 10:28:40 PM
His shrink told RQ he was crazy and he said I want a second opinion. The shrink said okay, you're ugly too.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 05, 2025, 12:05:33 AM
Will love you long time.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 04, 2025, 10:21:04 PM
If Herman talks dirty to a woman, that's sexual harassment. If a woman talks dirty to Herman that's 7 bucks a minute.
Posted by Herman
 - May 04, 2025, 07:18:42 PM
Has a sideways vagina.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 03, 2025, 09:16:28 PM
I heard from a reliable source Prof is in trouble with his new girlfriend.

After they had sex last night she said, "You know, you're easily the biggest I've ever had."

Apparently, "Ditto" wasn't the correct response.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 03, 2025, 06:58:21 PM
His ex-GF.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 03, 2025, 09:35:16 AM
His go-to fap assistant:



Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 02, 2025, 11:53:38 PM
Looks like his yearbook picture.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 02, 2025, 08:04:46 PM
Mixes WD40, paint thinner, and extra dry gin that he calls a Manhattan.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 02, 2025, 05:00:34 PM
Reminds me of my dog Fred, who chases his own tail for entertainment.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 01, 2025, 08:25:49 PM
RQ asked his wife if the cup is half full or half empty. She told him to stop wearing her bras.