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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 01:33:06 PM
His wang is the "before" pic of those male enhancement ads.
Posted by Frood
 - Today at 12:43:14 AM
Once jerked Paul Reubens off in a truck-stop toilet stall...

...with his bare feet.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:37:37 AM
Is so ugly it hurts my feelings.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 31, 2025, 10:20:21 PM
His new diet consists of eating whatever sticks to the walls of the deep fryer.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 31, 2025, 08:44:43 PM
Brags that he can fart at will.

Amen.
Posted by Frood
 - March 31, 2025, 03:19:51 PM
Carries two ice cubes in shot glasses around just in case his nads start overheating.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 31, 2025, 01:12:36 PM
Wears an "ass bra" for his walks. 
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 31, 2025, 11:49:45 AM
Has to put on a cup when he wears shorts to keep his knees from knockin' his 'nads.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 31, 2025, 01:08:59 AM
Is depriving a village somewhere of their fool.
Posted by Frood
 - March 31, 2025, 12:59:48 AM
Went hunting for a piece of ass; got teabagged by a pair of donkeys.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 31, 2025, 12:41:54 AM
Two-bagger.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 30, 2025, 10:00:07 PM
The difference between Stuart and an egg is that an egg gets laid.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 30, 2025, 06:48:34 PM
Unsuccessfully sued The Sweet years ago for emotional pain and suffering, claiming "Little Willy" subjected his widdle willy to public scorn, ridicule and humiliation.


Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 30, 2025, 04:38:45 PM
His Pornhub chat handle is Mickey Mousepud.
Posted by Frood
 - March 30, 2025, 11:19:22 AM
His Native American Indian name roughly translates to "Shy Slim Jim Carrying 2 Baked Beans"