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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!


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Posted by Shen Li
 - October 02, 2025, 10:10:06 PM
Prof's wife blamed him for ruining her birthday.

Prof said "that's ridiculous. I didn't even know it was ur birthday."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - October 02, 2025, 08:33:59 PM
Drives like the person stuck behind the Asian woman.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - October 02, 2025, 01:44:55 AM
Drives like an Asian woman.
Posted by Shen Li
 - October 01, 2025, 09:36:55 PM
6 months ago Stu read that a cucumber a day could cleanse his colon.

Today he found out he was supposed to eat them.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - October 01, 2025, 03:55:57 PM
Next time Shen Li threatens to sit on my face, I'll be ready.



Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 25, 2025, 10:21:09 PM
Stu calling 911 - "I think my wife is dead!"
911 Dispatcher - "How can you tell?"
Stu - "Well, the sex is still the same but the dishes are piling up."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - September 25, 2025, 09:52:20 PM
Was Ned Beatty's stunt double in Deliverance.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - September 25, 2025, 02:07:36 PM
Goes to boutiques for hook ups.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - September 25, 2025, 09:26:14 AM
Loves quiche.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 25, 2025, 12:42:29 AM
Loves Canada.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 24, 2025, 10:13:07 PM
Prof is so dumb he thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - September 24, 2025, 06:10:53 PM
Mixes vodka, gin, and WD40 and calls it 'Rusty Nail Polish'. 
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - September 24, 2025, 07:55:54 AM
Everybody calls him "Melancholy" 'cause he has a head like a melon and a nose like a Collie.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - September 23, 2025, 12:38:50 AM
Her name is Chinese for swamp donkey.
Posted by Shen Li
 - September 22, 2025, 11:04:42 PM
Prof saw a Black man running down the street with a TV and he thought "that's mine."

Then he realized his is at home, polishing his shoes.