Quote from: Shen Li on May 03, 2025, 09:02:32 PMLike myself, she wishes she could get the lasting image of Eddie's acne-prone mug and toothpick arms and legs out of her mind, but he is so hideous it's burned in there,

You could always picture his expression as though he were in the throes of childbirth. It won't get the image of him out of your mind, but it will put a smile on your face! 

Quote from: Herman on May 02, 2025, 10:33:29 PMOld Berry Sweet said the same.

Like myself, she wishes she could get the lasting image of Eddie's acne-prone mug and toothpick arms and legs out of her mind, but he is so hideous it's burned in there,

Quote from: . on May 03, 2025, 05:43:19 AMYeah, well no chance of him procreating means no copies of his chuggy genome are going to muddy the gene pool further, so... Win?

1500... look, even if I were prepared to believe him (I'm not, but let us suppose for a moment that I am), that would mean he'd need to be seeing someone new every week.

And you know what that tells us.... Chugward McStranglecock cannot hold on to a relationship.

Frood can hold on to a relationship. Herman can hold on to a relationship. I can hold on to a relationship.

But Chugward? He drops his pants and women of all stripes get to laughing hysterically at him. He curls into a fetal ball and cries himself to sleep while the women go back to Tinder, looking for someone who has an actual cock and knows how to use it.

I'm right, aren't I? 

The only thing Eddie has done for the past two decades is post on forums. He does not have time for work, hobbies or the opposite sex even if it was an option and of course it is not.

Quote from: Shen Li on May 02, 2025, 08:19:22 PMI've seen Eddie' pic. He is a hideous virgin.

Yeah, well no chance of him procreating means no copies of his chuggy genome are going to muddy the gene pool further, so... Win?

1500... look, even if I were prepared to believe him (I'm not, but let us suppose for a moment that I am), that would mean he'd need to be seeing someone new every week.

And you know what that tells us.... Chugward McStranglecock cannot hold on to a relationship.

Frood can hold on to a relationship. Herman can hold on to a relationship. I can hold on to a relationship.

But Chugward? He drops his pants and women of all stripes get to laughing hysterically at him. He curls into a fetal ball and cries himself to sleep while the women go back to Tinder, looking for someone who has an actual cock and knows how to use it.

I'm right, aren't I? 

Quote from: Shen Li on May 02, 2025, 08:19:22 PMI've seen Eddie' pic. He is a hideous virgin.

Old Berry Sweet said the same.

Quote from: Herman on May 02, 2025, 03:21:45 PMNo shit. If Eddie the Chug was getting any action at all he would not be stalking gals from forums and the RCMP would not have a file on him thicker than the arses on the gals I post.

I've seen Eddie' pic. He is a hideous virgin.

Quote from: Frood on May 02, 2025, 05:02:30 PMBut you were 19 years old...

What's happening with the Australian national election?

Quote from: Chugward on May 02, 2025, 04:45:37 PMI have slept with way over 1500 hundred women.

We were talking about fucking, not about getting slapped down and told to go to sleep. 

 

Quote from: Edward on May 02, 2025, 04:45:37 PMI have slept with way over 1500 hundred women. I quit counting around 1500. I have literally slept with probably close to 1500 more women than every poster here combined. What can I say? I am good looking. Nice hair and clothing. Always kept fit. Women are naturally attracted to me. Even when I was about in grade 7 women offered me sex.

But you were 19 years old...

I have slept with way over 1500 hundred women. I quit counting around 1500. I have literally slept with probably close to 1500 more women than every poster here combined. What can I say? I am good looking. Nice hair and clothing. Always kept fit. Women are naturally attracted to me. Even when I was about in grade 7 women offered me sex.

QuoteHe's a virgin. No woman has ever seriously considered spreading her legs for him and no woman ever will.

No shit. If Eddie the Chug was getting any action at all he would not be stalking gals from forums and the RCMP would not have a file on him thicker than the arses on the gals I post.

Quote from: DKG on May 02, 2025, 10:25:47 AMEddie is jealous and extremely insecure. Just make fun of his appearance, his ethnicity or that he has never worked a day in his life and immediately he is posting denying it instead of laughing at getting roasted.

I know what he is, you know. There's something far more profound that forms the basis for my interactions with him.

He's a virgin. No woman has ever seriously considered spreading her legs for him and no woman ever will. Whereas most of us with actual prospects got to wet our wicks in a variety of holes of varying descriptions, some of us boasting our conquests from as far back as our high school days, Chugward the faux pommie cunt has been bashing the bishop, white-knuckling his wee willie winkie dawn to dusk in between the sweaty greying sheets while looking to the underwear models in a well worn 1976 Sears catalogue for erotic inspiration.

Now to be fair, I cannot begin to imagine the sexual frustration that would produce in a bird-boned manlet - I simply have no point of reference for it. I don't pretend to be some latter day Errol Flynn, don't get me wrong, but even on the odd occasion when I found myself "between fucks" as it were, working as I did in entertainment meant casual hookups were to be had, I just had to keep an eye open for them as I was working. And if the pickings at the usual venues were lacking in appeal for any reason, I could simply front any one of a bunch of knock shops armed with a fistful of bills and be assured that whatever weird or bent shit I had in mind could be had for a price.

Eddie will never know that kind of freedom and with each passing day his untended and unwanted spankbank sac inches closer to hid knobbled knees in abject dejection. While his german helmet disappears under an ever growing paunch, occasionally popping out to offer up its pearls of jizzdom into one of Eddie's crusty wankmops or the bodypillow he rubs up against while moaning the names of various Cashew posters. I wish I was making this up.

And if by some remote miracle he does "get lucky" (maybe he finds himself with a lazy couple of twonies and in the company of some rough looking street walker jonesing for a slug of cough syrup, I dunno) the psychic shock in his genitals will be so grotesquely profound that he will have blown his wad and be as soft as a freshly laid turd long before her callused claw can extract his flesh piccolo from its yellowed and smegma encrusted Salvation Army issue banana hammock.

Quote from: . on May 02, 2025, 10:20:07 AMI don't know about that, he seems to have made an industry out of guzzling enough hand sanitizer while impersonating some lisping fag from Shwopsheer.

Lefties have been saying "this time Donald Trump is done for"... for years. Their promises never deliver.

Chuggie McChugward is a leftie. Do the math.

Eddie is jealous and extremely insecure. Just make fun of his appearance, his ethnicity or that he has never worked a day in his life and immediately he is posting denying it instead of laughing at getting roasted.

Quote from: DKG on May 01, 2025, 10:39:43 AMAgriculture is another industry Eddie does not understand because he has never worked in any industry.

I don't know about that, he seems to have made an industry out of guzzling enough hand sanitizer while impersonating some lisping fag from Shwopsheer.

Quote from: DKG on May 01, 2025, 10:39:43 AMFor years Eddie has been saying Herman's farm is going broke. If he knew anything about farming...

Lefties have been saying "this time Donald Trump is done for"... for years. Their promises never deliver.

Chuggie McChugward is a leftie. Do the math.