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Posted by Shen Li
 - May 30, 2025, 08:16:17 PM
He asked his wife what can he buy to make him look hawt in her eyes.

She said a bottle of vodka.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 29, 2025, 11:51:30 PM
Her bloomers disappear when her anthem she hears:


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 29, 2025, 08:16:37 PM
He thinks not going to the gym counts as resistance training.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 29, 2025, 01:59:28 PM
Her thong bikini can be used as a catapult for basketball sized rocks.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 28, 2025, 01:34:59 AM
He says make up sex is the best.

That sounds about right since all his sex is made up.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 28, 2025, 01:24:23 AM
Uses a jackhammer as a vibrator.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 28, 2025, 01:11:11 AM
He#s trying to get over his masturbation addiction.

I think he'll beat it.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 28, 2025, 01:04:29 AM
Is a ten...






...on a scale of 1 to 1000.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 27, 2025, 10:37:11 PM
He asked his wife if he was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 27, 2025, 01:53:59 PM
Has developed thick callouses on her twat, taint 'n' turdcutter from sitting on so many faces.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 23, 2025, 08:19:58 PM
On a trip to a very progressive nation he was asked how he views lesbians.

I guess "in HD" was not the answer the foreign libtards were looking for.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 22, 2025, 10:24:58 PM
Loudly chides anyone who'll listen that pee pee in Coke is for pussies; that manly men demand wang fortified punch:


Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 22, 2025, 09:33:28 PM
Is the only East Asian that has been a victim of the "pee pee in your Coke" joke.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 22, 2025, 08:24:09 PM
He wanted to try a threesome. But, then he thought if he is to disappoint 2 other people he would just have dinner with his parents.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - May 22, 2025, 01:05:46 PM
Her beauty salon has a lift.