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Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 01:34:14 AM
His neighbour called RQ a pervert. That upset him so much the cactus almost slipped out of his ass.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:53:15 AM
Loses sleep over her carbon footprint.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 18, 2025, 06:06:44 PM
The difference between Stu's dick and his paycheque is that someone's always willing to blow his paycheque.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - July 18, 2025, 01:07:03 PM
Hit with a cease and desist order on yet another ill-conceived business venture. Although the details remain a bit sketchy, suffice it to say the court didn't hesitate to pound the gavel down hard on her "Girl Scout Nookies".

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 08, 2025, 08:28:15 PM
Prof asked his phone "Siri why am I still single"? It activated the front camera.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - July 08, 2025, 07:22:27 PM
He mixes vodka with prune juice and calls it a "pipe cleaner".
Posted by MrNiceGuy
 - July 08, 2025, 01:45:12 PM
Shen Li is a lover of art.












Her favorite artist is Jo Jo Siwa.










True story.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 07, 2025, 12:53:26 AM
I'm not saying RQ is old, but if he was whisky, he'd be really expensive.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - July 07, 2025, 12:51:19 AM
When he was born the doctor slapped his mother.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - July 06, 2025, 06:10:08 PM
Is the pony "fluffer".
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - July 06, 2025, 05:46:49 PM
it took a lotta stroke, but finally landed her dream job:


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 02, 2025, 07:27:27 PM
He thinks the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds is that there are twenty of them.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - July 02, 2025, 12:09:14 AM
Swims in the shallow end of the gene pool.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - July 01, 2025, 10:24:30 AM
In light of her commitment to truth-in-advertising, was compelled to have her tramp stamp tattooed on her face.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 01, 2025, 01:39:12 AM
Apparently, The Weeknd based his name on the only time RQ's wife will blow him.