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Posted by Renegade Quark
 - Today at 12:21:58 AM
Isn't really squinting.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 06, 2025, 09:42:25 PM
He's at the age where food has taken the place of sex in his life. In fact, he just had a mirror put over his kitchen table.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - August 06, 2025, 08:33:21 AM
With her, sex is pretty much "hotdog down a hallway" no matter the size.
Posted by Shen Li
 - August 04, 2025, 11:55:35 PM
Sex at his age is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.
Posted by Herman
 - August 04, 2025, 10:36:36 PM
Say what you want to about the gal she knows her bat soup.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 20, 2025, 12:35:21 AM
Prof and his wife were having a hard time paying the bills. One night Prof decides he is going to go whore himself out standing on the corner. The next day he came home to tell his wife how he he made $200.05. His wife asked which cheap bitch gave you 5 cents. Prof replied, all of them.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - July 19, 2025, 08:06:54 PM
Mixes vodka with exlax and calls it a black Russian hydrogen bomb.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - July 19, 2025, 12:41:09 PM
Has PETA on speed dial for those times when the insult trauma is too much for her to bear.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 19, 2025, 01:34:14 AM
His neighbour called RQ a pervert. That upset him so much the cactus almost slipped out of his ass.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - July 19, 2025, 12:53:15 AM
Loses sleep over her carbon footprint.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 18, 2025, 06:06:44 PM
The difference between Stu's dick and his paycheque is that someone's always willing to blow his paycheque.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - July 18, 2025, 01:07:03 PM
Hit with a cease and desist order on yet another ill-conceived business venture. Although the details remain a bit sketchy, suffice it to say the court didn't hesitate to pound the gavel down hard on her "Girl Scout Nookies".

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - July 08, 2025, 08:28:15 PM
Prof asked his phone "Siri why am I still single"? It activated the front camera.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - July 08, 2025, 07:22:27 PM
He mixes vodka with prune juice and calls it a "pipe cleaner".
Posted by MrNiceGuy
 - July 08, 2025, 01:45:12 PM
Shen Li is a lover of art.












Her favorite artist is Jo Jo Siwa.










True story.