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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk! ~ R.I.P to our friend Caskur!


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Posted by Shen Li
 - March 04, 2026, 10:41:36 PM
Stu went to a pharmacy and asked what's the best thing to kill germs?
The Pharmacy assistant answered ammonia cleaner.
Stu said I'm sorry I thought you worked here.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - March 04, 2026, 08:31:56 AM
Mixes halal wine, kiwi juice, and gasoline and calls it a 'Tehran surprise'.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 03, 2026, 11:12:00 PM
She was the inspiration for this iconic scene from Kingpin (1996):


Amen n
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 03, 2026, 10:12:48 PM
RQ always insisted on making love in the dark. One night, his wife turns on the light and finds him holding a vibrator.

She goes balistic, "You impotent bastard! How could you lie to me all these years?"
RQ looks her straight in the eyes and calmly says, "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 03, 2026, 02:53:23 PM
If he got brain-eating bacteria, they would starve to death in his head.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 03, 2026, 01:54:27 PM
Homeschooled during his youth, after he left home someone had to explain to him that his real name wasn't "Shithead".

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - March 03, 2026, 01:25:59 AM
Her father wanted to name her Bruce.
Posted by Shen Li
 - March 02, 2026, 10:46:58 PM
Stu failed math so many times he can't even count.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 02, 2026, 09:05:21 PM
Shen loves to sing in the shower. This is her go-to shower song:


Piiiicture it.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 28, 2026, 11:10:00 PM
Stu said to his neighbour, "I saw you walking your dogs today."
The neighbour replied, "they're not my dogs, they're my sisters."
Stu said, "your sisters are ugly."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 28, 2026, 03:10:06 PM
For the sake of accuracy, his genealogy isn't called a tree. Rather, his genealogy is a "family braid".  His offspring affectionately call him "Uncle Dad".



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 28, 2026, 12:39:19 PM
His family tree doesn't fork.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 28, 2026, 10:39:10 AM
Dollar store Sam Elliott.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 28, 2026, 01:31:22 AM
Each year on their wedding anniversary, her husband receives a lotta sympathy cards.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 22, 2026, 10:23:55 PM
Stu was admitted to hospital with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.