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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk!


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Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 11:17:11 AM
Identifies as Caucasian.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 22, 2025, 10:11:18 PM
RQ's wife asked him if her appendix scar made her look unattractive.
Apparently don't worry babe your tits covers it wasn't the answer she was looking for.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 22, 2025, 12:27:03 AM
Has banged every guy on that bus...in the bus station restroom.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 21, 2025, 10:28:17 PM
Prof pulled out a nose hair today to see if it hurts. Judging by the reaction of the man sleeping beside him on the bus it seems pretty painful.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 21, 2025, 12:22:40 PM
Sex with her is like going to the bathroom when you're constipated.



Long, agonizing, and your butt hurts after its over.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 18, 2025, 12:20:53 AM
RQ hooked up with a Chink like me who struggles with English. She asked him "could you tell me what a penis is?"
 
RQ took out his penis and showed it to her. "Oh" she said. "it's just like a dick, only smaller."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 17, 2025, 11:51:43 PM
Isn't good at math so her parents disowned her.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 17, 2025, 11:33:39 PM
Stu thinks the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and well-dressed man on a bicycle is attire.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - November 17, 2025, 02:29:50 PM
Intensive training the past six months with her custom-designed butt cheek spreader.  Intends to wow the world by sitting on seven faces at once.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 16, 2025, 10:48:49 PM
10 years ago today Prof married his best friend.

His wife is still really angry about it but Prof and Bill were fucking drunk and thought it was funny.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 16, 2025, 08:34:59 PM
He licks the floor where she walked.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 16, 2025, 12:34:26 AM
Her meat curtains drag on the floor when she's naked.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 15, 2025, 11:28:02 PM
The only reason they call RQ a grown-up is because he groans every time he gets up.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - November 15, 2025, 01:02:05 AM
Her life is like the story of the ugly duckling except in her case the ugly duckling grew up to become an even uglier duck.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 07, 2025, 10:40:07 PM
Stu the cheapskate spent 2 hours in rush hour traffic and $10 on gas to take advantage of this amazing deal.