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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 08:32:57 AM
She didn't know why people were making such a big deal about her wearing a one piece bathing suit with a thong at the beach.



Except that she wore it backwards.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 07, 2025, 09:58:50 PM
Sicknote conducted a survey. He asked 100 women which shampoo they preferred.

The number one answer was get out.
Posted by sicknote
 - December 07, 2025, 09:55:51 PM
That's the thing about humor its subjective, what isn't subjective is that your father should have used a condom.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - December 07, 2025, 09:49:11 PM
Has the sense of humor of a German burn patient.
Posted by sicknote
 - December 07, 2025, 09:21:31 PM
Out of the six flavours of quarks I'm guessing you're a bottom, renegade bottom suits you.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - December 07, 2025, 09:07:35 PM
Has two functional brain cells, and they tied for third place.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 06, 2025, 10:19:32 PM
Prof bought a new stick of deodorant today. The instructions said
remove cap and push up bottom.
 
Now it hurts when he walks. However, whenever he farts the room smells good.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - December 06, 2025, 09:52:52 AM
The back seat of her car is big enough for a porn orgy.


Her FansOnly subscribers are disappointed that it never gets used.
Posted by Shen Li
 - December 05, 2025, 11:47:41 PM
Stu shot his first turkey today. You should have seen the people running from the Wal-Mart freezer section.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - December 05, 2025, 09:33:51 AM
Guinness summarily rejected his world record application for his phone number appearing on the walls of the most men's bathroom stalls.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - December 05, 2025, 12:21:58 AM
Enjoys gas station sushi.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 27, 2025, 10:05:54 PM
The police came to Prof's house last to talk to to his wife.
They showed a picture of him to her and said it looks like he's been hit by a bus.
She said yes I know but he's a good provider.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - November 27, 2025, 05:32:40 PM
On Thanksgiving Day, he truly enjoys "stuffing the turkey".



Use your imagination on that.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - November 27, 2025, 04:50:53 PM
Try as she might, unable to wear a bikini top 'cause there's nothing to keep it from sliding down.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - November 24, 2025, 10:47:54 PM
Prof stood on the edge of a cliff and yelled I love U.

His echo replied I just want to be friends.