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Posted by Shen Li
 - March 02, 2026, 10:46:58 PM
Stu failed math so many times he can't even count.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - March 02, 2026, 09:05:21 PM
Shen loves to sing in the shower. This is her go-to shower song:


Piiiicture it.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 28, 2026, 11:10:00 PM
Stu said to his neighbour, "I saw you walking your dogs today."
The neighbour replied, "they're not my dogs, they're my sisters."
Stu said, "your sisters are ugly."
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 28, 2026, 03:10:06 PM
For the sake of accuracy, his genealogy isn't called a tree. Rather, his genealogy is a "family braid".  His offspring affectionately call him "Uncle Dad".



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 28, 2026, 12:39:19 PM
His family tree doesn't fork.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 28, 2026, 10:39:10 AM
Dollar store Sam Elliott.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 28, 2026, 01:31:22 AM
Each year on their wedding anniversary, her husband receives a lotta sympathy cards.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 22, 2026, 10:23:55 PM
Stu was admitted to hospital with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum.
Doctors have described his condition as stable.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 22, 2026, 07:45:00 PM
Prof rehearsing for his America's Got Talent audition:



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 22, 2026, 08:12:03 AM
Her definition of multitasking is fucking up several things at once.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 21, 2026, 11:57:58 PM
When RQ's wife was pregnant he told a gent in the pub that she was due to give birth any day now.
The gent asked, "that's great, what are you having?"
RQ replied, a pint of Guinness.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 21, 2026, 01:37:18 AM
Is a card-carrying member of the No Joy, No Luck Club.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 18, 2026, 11:15:56 PM
A colleague asked Prof if he had any pets.
Prof replied, yes a a goldfish.
His colleague asked, any hobbies?
Prof responded, yes he likes swimming.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 18, 2026, 11:55:54 AM
She's the reason why the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 16, 2026, 08:03:46 PM
Stu thinks the Supreme Court is just like a regular court but with sour cream, chives and tomatoes.