In a masterclass of constitutional consistency that left political scientists reaching for their smelling salts, Senate Minority Leader Cuck Schumer (D-NY) announced Tuesday that President Trump must obtain explicit congressional approval before launching strikes on Iran — unlike President Obama, who was apparently free to bomb Libya into a smoking humanitarian success story without so much as a polite text to Congress.
"Rules are rules," Schumer explained, gesturing wildly at two microphones like they owed him money. "When a president with the right letter after his name engages in a noble, limited, totally-not-a-war kinetic military action to prevent a dictator from massacring his people, that's just Tuesday. But when Orange Man Bad dares to neutralize an existential nuclear threat that's been chanting 'Death to America' for decades? That's a full-blown constitutional emergency requiring my personal sign-off, three all-senators briefings, and a strongly worded op-ed in The New York Times."
Schumer, who in 2011 described Obama's Libya campaign as "a good one" and praised stopping Gaddafi from "massacring his own people" while barely mentioning the missing congressional authorization, clarified that the situations are "completely different."
"Obama had hope. Trump has hate. Obama had change. Trump has orange. It's basic math," he said, sources confirming he muttered "Orange Man Bad" seventeen times while signing autographs for MSNBC producers.
At press time, Schumer was reportedly drafting the "Trump Must Ask Permission To Breathe Act of 2026" while aides frantically searched Wikipedia for the difference between "war" and "humanitarian intervention" depending on who's in the Oval Office.

In a jaw-dropping act of global narcissism, Iranians around the world took to the streets Tuesday to celebrate their dictator's death—without once pausing to consider the real victim: Dr. Jay Irwin, Director of the University of Nebraska Omaha's Women's and Gender Studies program.

"I bet not a single one of them bothered to ask how it would make They/Them feel," Irwin told reporters, voice trembling while clutching a pronoun pin and a lavender oat milk latte. "This kind of unchecked joy is literal violence. My safe space is in ruins. I had to cancel three classes and my feelings circle!"

The professor is now demanding trigger warnings for all future regime changes, compulsory "Global Allyship and Decolonizing Joy" seminars for every Iranian refugee, and an immediate UN resolution against celebratory dancing until every academic's pronouns have been affirmed.

At press time, Iranians were reportedly still dancing anyway.

Ok, come on libtards, let's hear all the excuses and support you clowns give terrorist.

Quote from: DKG on February 28, 2026, 06:07:03 AMI assume old allegations when he was a drama teacher in Vancouver.

If that is indeed the case, then an actual conviction of paedophilia is going to be a tough one to prove. Assuming the liason was legitimate and not simply an attempt to smear Trudeau, she was 17 at the time it happened and the age of consent in Canada was 14 at the time.

Which is gross I know, but.... that was the law of the land until 2008 and even then it was only raised to 16 so she still wasn't considered incapable of making her own decision to spread her legs to him. Harper kinda lowballed the age requirement in my opinion.

Mind you, Trudeau could be said to have been in a position of authority over the student; he could still be prosecuted on that score and a conviction recorded. Somehow I doubt it will happen; I mean it didn't go anywhere 5 years ago, why should now be any different? And there would be plenty of people who would say any conviction against him was bullshit.

Quote from: . on February 28, 2026, 06:04:15 AMAre those the same allegations that surfaced four years ago or reports of fresh noncery?

I assume old allegations when he was a drama teacher in Vancouver.

Are those the same allegations that surfaced four years ago or reports of fresh noncery?

Social media is buzzing after comparisons surfaced claiming that Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau allegedly had sex with an underage student, left his teaching post, forced a non-disclosure agreement, and paid nearly $3M in hush money.

The post highlights how conservatives and liberals are perceived differently when it comes to scandals, sparking debate over accountability, media coverage, and political bias.

Celebrities who said, "ICE OUT."
Please go to Mexico & yell out loud "Cartels Out."