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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 09:28:18 AM
Reads yesterday's horoscope just to check if she can get a do-over.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 10, 2026, 09:24:51 PM
Stu's Mom asked him how he likes the budgie she got him for X-mas?
Stu: It was great but not much meat on it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 10, 2026, 05:22:42 PM
Stood at the front of the line all night in freezing weather to meet the author and get his signed copy of "Constipation Nation:  Your Six Pack to Go". Immediately thereafter, went to the grocery store and stocked up on red meats, stinky cheeses and unripe bananas.

So far, he's gone ten consecutive days without pinchin' one off. Is a little concerned about the hallucinations that started popping up on day 7, but remains determined and committed.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 10, 2026, 12:06:23 PM
^^^Meet the author of the book on the subject.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 10, 2026, 10:49:27 AM
Had an epiphany yesterday while takin' a dump. Is now convinced he can achieve 6-pack abs through severe constipation.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 09, 2026, 12:46:43 AM
Never makes chocolate chip cookies because it takes her too long to peel the M&Ms.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 08, 2026, 09:15:56 PM
Herm told a woman he fancied that not only did he graduate from M.I.T. he did it in 2 years.

She asked "you went to Massachussettes Institute of Technology?

Herm replied no. Manitoba Institute of Trucking. It took him 2 years to complete a 2 month course.
Posted by Herman
 - February 08, 2026, 07:00:11 PM
She cannot play baseball because she eats bats.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 27, 2026, 10:46:46 PM
Stu came home today and his wife was on ebay. If she's there tomorrow he'll lower the price.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 27, 2026, 09:46:04 PM
Is a closet Justin Bieber super fan.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 07, 2026, 11:02:47 PM
Prof bought a new bed set yesterday. However, his wife is unimpressed. Prof thinks she's jealous that he got the top bunk.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 07, 2026, 01:11:43 PM
His average was 6 puppies a day.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - January 07, 2026, 10:58:24 AM
Growing up, was always told that a puppy died every time she masturbated. Well, she figured five puppies a day was an acceptable loss.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 04, 2026, 10:46:24 PM
Prof recently got divorced. They decided to split the house. Prof being the good negotiator that he is got the outside.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - January 04, 2026, 10:37:57 PM
If her IQ was measured by TNT, she wouldn't have enough to blow her nose.