Eyewitnesses describe the scene as "like sending a barista to negotiate the Treaty of Versailles, but with more hesitation and fewer treaties." During a high-stakes town hall on Taiwan's defense, AOC reportedly froze like a deer in headlights (or a millennial facing a gluten-free menu), stammering, "Um, you know, like, Taiwan? That's the island with the really good boba tea, right? We should totally ally with them... or something. Pass the de-escalation shots!"
The cringe-fest escalated when she was quizzed on U.S. sanctions against Venezuela's Maduro regime. In a geography flex that left cartographers weeping, AOC confidently declared, "Venezuela's crisis is exacerbated by its position below the equator—where the, like, magnetic fields mess with democracy or whatever." (Quick fact-check: Venezuela sits squarely above the equator, nestled in northern South America like a poorly placed piñata.) Panelists exchanged glances that could curdle sauerkraut, with one German diplomat later muttering, "Is she confusing Caracas with the Arctic Circle? Or just her talking points with a cocktail napkin doodle?"

Even democRATs think their party is too extreme.

Quote from: Thiel on February 10, 2026, 12:44:55 PMOver 80 percent of Americans support voter ID laws. But, the Democrats say it is racist.

If the Dems say water is wet, I'd have trouble believing them.

Over 80 percent of Americans support voter ID laws. But, the Democrats say it is racist.

A social experiment that produced expected results.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qzvl-NyXR_8