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Posted by Shen Li
 - February 16, 2026, 08:03:46 PM
Stu thinks the Supreme Court is just like a regular court but with sour cream, chives and tomatoes.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 16, 2026, 07:55:44 PM
He got his looks from either the pizza delivery guy, the mailman, the dog catcher, the pool boy, the neighbor across the street, the insurance salesman, the mechanic, the car wash guy, the magazine salesman, the Fuller Brush Guy, or one of the Christmas men's choir members. 

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 16, 2026, 07:09:06 PM
He got his looks from his father....



...who happened to be a plastic surgeon.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 16, 2026, 03:37:25 PM
When he was a kid, constantly got his ass whooped in the lunchroom 'cause he wouldn't stop eatin' his boogers 'n' toenails.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 13, 2026, 11:40:45 AM
Picks his toes and puts it on toast for breakfast.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 12, 2026, 11:07:57 AM
Nearly three weeks have come and gone without nary so much as even a single pooped pebble. Ever the man on a mission, however, Prof stubbornly sticks to the plan, although he now looks eight months pregnant as his hoped for sculpted six-pack abs continue to elude him.

Amen. 
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 11, 2026, 09:28:18 AM
Reads yesterday's horoscope just to check if she can get a do-over.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 10, 2026, 09:24:51 PM
Stu's Mom asked him how he likes the budgie she got him for X-mas?
Stu: It was great but not much meat on it.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 10, 2026, 05:22:42 PM
Stood at the front of the line all night in freezing weather to meet the author and get his signed copy of "Constipation Nation:  Your Six Pack to Go". Immediately thereafter, went to the grocery store and stocked up on red meats, stinky cheeses and unripe bananas.

So far, he's gone ten consecutive days without pinchin' one off. Is a little concerned about the hallucinations that started popping up on day 7, but remains determined and committed.

Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - February 10, 2026, 12:06:23 PM
^^^Meet the author of the book on the subject.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - February 10, 2026, 10:49:27 AM
Had an epiphany yesterday while takin' a dump. Is now convinced he can achieve 6-pack abs through severe constipation.

Amen.
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - February 09, 2026, 12:46:43 AM
Never makes chocolate chip cookies because it takes her too long to peel the M&Ms.
Posted by Shen Li
 - February 08, 2026, 09:15:56 PM
Herm told a woman he fancied that not only did he graduate from M.I.T. he did it in 2 years.

She asked "you went to Massachussettes Institute of Technology?

Herm replied no. Manitoba Institute of Trucking. It took him 2 years to complete a 2 month course.
Posted by Herman
 - February 08, 2026, 07:00:11 PM
She cannot play baseball because she eats bats.
Posted by Shen Li
 - January 27, 2026, 10:46:46 PM
Stu came home today and his wife was on ebay. If she's there tomorrow he'll lower the price.