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- Welcome to THeBlueCashew.
Posted by Shen Li
- April 07, 2026, 09:25:26 PMThe sexual position always used in Prof's house is the doggie position.
Prof sits up and begs and his wife rolls over and plays dead.
Prof sits up and begs and his wife rolls over and plays dead.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
- April 07, 2026, 11:11:15 AM^^^ Meet the first customer and biggest shareholder of that company.
Posted by Shen Li
- April 05, 2026, 08:06:19 PMStu has a "brilliant" idea to start a company that makes women's vibrators.
He's going to call it Genital Electric.
He's going to call it Genital Electric.
Posted by J E B Stuart
- April 05, 2026, 06:12:20 PM
When he first saw Bryon Noem's rack, Profarooni scoffed, turned up his nose and exclaimed, "What a wannabe puss. Mine are easily twice that size!"
Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
- April 03, 2026, 08:25:58 AMShe thinks chicken pot pie is made from chickens that were allowed to range in a "Mexican garden".
Posted by Shen Li
- April 01, 2026, 10:12:26 PMStu called his wife from the hospital telling her not to worry. He told her he had lost a finger.
She said "the whole finger?"
Stu said "no the one next to it."
She said "the whole finger?"
Stu said "no the one next to it."
Posted by J E B Stuart
- April 01, 2026, 09:54:03 PMAlthough sitting on faces is her passion and favorite pastime, she is on an indefinite self-imposed sabbatical due to flaming piles.
Amen.
Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
- March 20, 2026, 10:43:29 PMProf asked his wife how long chicken keeps in the freezer.
She said 3 months.
Prof replied, "well I put one in last night and it was dead this morning."
She said 3 months.
Prof replied, "well I put one in last night and it was dead this morning."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
- March 19, 2026, 08:22:34 PMHer definition of lollygagging is almost choking on the Tootsie pop.
Posted by Shen Li
- March 18, 2026, 10:44:28 PMStu asked his wife why she married him.
She said "because you're funny."
Stu said "I thought it was because I was good in bed."
His wife said "see you're hilarious."
She said "because you're funny."
Stu said "I thought it was because I was good in bed."
His wife said "see you're hilarious."
Posted by J E B Stuart
- March 18, 2026, 09:29:59 PMNothing gets her twat soggy like more cowbell:
Amen.
Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
- March 16, 2026, 10:44:16 PMProf was bragging to his buddy that he has sex with his with 3 times a week.
Prof's buddy said "I only do so once a week."
Prof replied "but you don't have a wife."
His buddy responded, "Oh, I thought we were talking about your wife."
Prof's buddy said "I only do so once a week."
Prof replied "but you don't have a wife."
His buddy responded, "Oh, I thought we were talking about your wife."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
- March 16, 2026, 08:56:07 AMIf her IQ could be converted to horsepower, she would go from 0-60...
...in a week.
...in a week.
Posted by Shen Li
- March 15, 2026, 11:22:41 PMStu's wife gets really bad ear-ache during flights, but on her last flight she found a solution that really works. She booked Stu's seat 3 rows back.
Posted by J E B Stuart
- March 15, 2026, 12:16:42 PMAfter being repeatedly refused employment as a "Hooters Girl", is still unable to find a lawyer to take his discrimination case.
Amen.
Amen.