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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk! ~ R.I.P to our friend Caskur!


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Posted by Shen Li
 - April 20, 2026, 09:31:07 PM
RQ said to his friend, "I keep seeing camels in my sleep."
RQ's friend replied, "Have you seen a psychiatrist."?
RQ responded, "No, just camels."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 20, 2026, 12:14:44 AM
Is a Slim Whitman impersonator.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 19, 2026, 11:27:31 PM
Nothing gets her luv juices flowing "down there" like good ol' Slim Whitman:


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 19, 2026, 09:36:55 PM
Prof's Son: how did humans come to exist?
Prof's Wife: well you see God created Adam and Eve.....
Prof's Son: But Dad said we came from apes.
Prof's Wife: He was talking about his family, I'm telling you about mine.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 19, 2026, 12:28:03 PM
She makes sex about as exciting as a root canal...



... without Novocaine.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 18, 2026, 09:50:30 PM
It wouldn't be X-mas @ Prof's house without a turkey, a fruit cake and some mixed nuts. But, enough about his relatives.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 18, 2026, 08:03:06 AM
^^^^ Doesn't understand the concept of the thread due to excessive alcoholism and kicks to the head from a mule.
Posted by Lab Flaker
 - April 18, 2026, 07:43:17 AM
She's super cool, calm and collected! Female eloquence typified...
 :pardon:
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 17, 2026, 10:43:49 PM
Stu: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster.

Tech Support: *sigh* Fine. Right click on ur hamster.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 17, 2026, 01:46:28 PM
Each year on their wedding anniversary, her husband received dozens of sympathy cards.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 14, 2026, 09:00:56 PM
RQ asked his wife "why are you wasting money on alcohol"?
RQ's wife asked him "why he's wasting money going to the gym"?
RQ responded, "It's only for you. So that I can look good to you.
Mrs RQ  answered, "I'm also drinking just for you. So that you can look good to me."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 14, 2026, 12:30:06 AM
Is just jealous of Jeb 'cause he's eating pussy while Prof has to settle for dick.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 13, 2026, 07:11:43 AM
^^^ Meet the taste tester for the recipe.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 12, 2026, 12:44:42 AM
And that, dear readers, was how Shen's latest cat recipe she called "Shen's Free Fresh Fried Fatty Kat Fritters" came to be.

Amen. 
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 09, 2026, 10:15:30 PM
Stu's wife told him their cat needed to be chipped.

Stu only had a 9 iron but he still got it over the shed.