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R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk! ~ R.I.P to our friend Caskur!


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Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 22, 2026, 10:36:00 PM
She has a way with words.




Usually after several beers so they're nice and slurry.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 22, 2026, 08:52:36 PM
LF's doctor asked him if he took medicine with diarrhea?
LF replied "No I take it with water instead."
Posted by Lab Flaker
 - April 22, 2026, 11:40:20 AM
Went over to BF and I never knew who she was?
Posted by wizer
 - April 22, 2026, 11:37:17 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on April 22, 2026, 09:21:16 AMI've never ever ever never thought that your labia were anything but vertical!!
 :pardon:

You never saw a horizontal clit because you can't even get an ugly chink to fuck you.
Posted by Lab Flaker
 - April 22, 2026, 09:21:16 AM
I've never ever ever never thought that your labia were anything but vertical!!
 :pardon:
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 21, 2026, 08:53:24 PM
Stu said to his wife "Let's spice things up and try a little roll play. You be the doctor and I'll be the patient."
Stu's wife wheeled him out to the hallway and forgot about him for 12 hours.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 21, 2026, 06:24:48 PM
Wishes she was ambidextrous so she could have a ménage à trois.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 20, 2026, 09:31:07 PM
RQ said to his friend, "I keep seeing camels in my sleep."
RQ's friend replied, "Have you seen a psychiatrist."?
RQ responded, "No, just camels."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 20, 2026, 12:14:44 AM
Is a Slim Whitman impersonator.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 19, 2026, 11:27:31 PM
Nothing gets her luv juices flowing "down there" like good ol' Slim Whitman:


Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 19, 2026, 09:36:55 PM
Prof's Son: how did humans come to exist?
Prof's Wife: well you see God created Adam and Eve.....
Prof's Son: But Dad said we came from apes.
Prof's Wife: He was talking about his family, I'm telling you about mine.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 19, 2026, 12:28:03 PM
She makes sex about as exciting as a root canal...



... without Novocaine.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 18, 2026, 09:50:30 PM
It wouldn't be X-mas @ Prof's house without a turkey, a fruit cake and some mixed nuts. But, enough about his relatives.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 18, 2026, 08:03:06 AM
^^^^ Doesn't understand the concept of the thread due to excessive alcoholism and kicks to the head from a mule.
Posted by Lab Flaker
 - April 18, 2026, 07:43:17 AM
She's super cool, calm and collected! Female eloquence typified...
 :pardon: