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Posted by Herman
 - Today at 09:54:58 PM
Old Shen Li explaining her job.
Posted by Shen Li
 - Today at 08:15:51 PM
Herman was so drunk yesterday.

When he got to the bottom of the stairs he took off his shoes, pants, shirt and underwear.

Then he quietly crept upstairs.

It was only when he got to the top of the stairs did he realize he was on a double-decker bus.

Posted by Herman
 - Today at 04:54:08 PM
Old Stu will whip it out anywhere.

Posted by J E B Stuart
 - Today at 04:43:49 PM
This well-known meme was taken verbatim from Prof's life story:



Amen.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - Today at 07:22:45 AM
^^^ Meet the biggest fan of my OnlyFans account.   :s_laugh:
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 24, 2026, 09:44:36 PM
Prof's wife asked him if she wanted to make a porno.
She replied, "You only last long enough for a Tik Tok."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 22, 2026, 10:36:00 PM
She has a way with words.




Usually after several beers so they're nice and slurry.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 22, 2026, 08:52:36 PM
LF's doctor asked him if he took medicine with diarrhea?
LF replied "No I take it with water instead."
Posted by Lab Flaker
 - April 22, 2026, 11:40:20 AM
Went over to BF and I never knew who she was?
Posted by wizer
 - April 22, 2026, 11:37:17 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on April 22, 2026, 09:21:16 AMI've never ever ever never thought that your labia were anything but vertical!!
 :pardon:

You never saw a horizontal clit because you can't even get an ugly chink to fuck you.
Posted by Lab Flaker
 - April 22, 2026, 09:21:16 AM
I've never ever ever never thought that your labia were anything but vertical!!
 :pardon:
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 21, 2026, 08:53:24 PM
Stu said to his wife "Let's spice things up and try a little roll play. You be the doctor and I'll be the patient."
Stu's wife wheeled him out to the hallway and forgot about him for 12 hours.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - April 21, 2026, 06:24:48 PM
Wishes she was ambidextrous so she could have a ménage à trois.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 20, 2026, 09:31:07 PM
RQ said to his friend, "I keep seeing camels in my sleep."
RQ's friend replied, "Have you seen a psychiatrist."?
RQ responded, "No, just camels."
Posted by Renegade Quark
 - April 20, 2026, 12:14:44 AM
Is a Slim Whitman impersonator.