News:

R.I.P to the great Charlie Kirk! ~ R.I.P to our friend Caskur!


Post reply

Note: this post will not display until it has been approved by a moderator.
Other options
Verification:
Please leave this box empty:
Type the letters shown in the picture
Listen to the letters / Request another image

Type the letters shown in the picture:
Is the "D" in Django silent? Yes or No? (must be lower case):
911 was an attack on what city (spell out lower case two words):
Is Alticus a dick sucking fairy? (answer is opposite of no):
Forty 2 timez 3 equals ?:
spell bacon backwards with the first letter capitalized and use a number where possibe:
Shortcuts: ALT+S post or ALT+P preview

Topic summary

Posted by Shen Li
 - May 10, 2026, 10:45:23 PM
Prof asked his wife when she was coming out of the shower wrapped in a towel if he could take a picture of her without the towel.

She asked what are you going to do with it?

Prof replied "I'm going to keep it on my phone."

Prof's wife asked "can I take a picture of you getting out of the shower with no towel?"

Prof asked "what are you going to do with it?"

Prof's wife responded, "I'm going to have it enlarged."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 10, 2026, 10:15:05 PM
If sitting on faces would be an Olympic event, she's the automatic gold medalist.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 10, 2026, 01:01:43 AM
You shut UR filthy fucking mouth or it will be filled with yellow ass.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 09, 2026, 02:10:27 PM
One thing for certain about Shen - it's impossible to underestimate her.

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 08, 2026, 11:40:40 PM
Prof's post proves that even a snippy smartass like him can have a lucky guess.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 08, 2026, 10:16:07 PM
Shen asked her hubby "What is the happiest day of your life?"

He replied "Our wedding day."

She asked "And since then?"

Him "I haven't been happy."
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 06, 2026, 11:49:51 PM
Herm's wife: "Your boss called today and said you were fired."
Herm: "Fuck him."
Herm's wife: "I already did and you go back to work Monday."
Posted by Herman
 - May 06, 2026, 09:17:53 PM
Stu talking with his old lady.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 06, 2026, 10:09:55 AM
To which Prof retorted, "Shen isn't stuck up!"

Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 05, 2026, 11:14:37 PM
Prof told his wife that the Postman told him he has slept with every woman on this street except one.

Prof's wife responded "I'll bet it's that stuck up bitch across the street."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 05, 2026, 02:17:54 PM
^^^^ Meet the person that recorded that porn. 
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 03, 2026, 09:27:32 PM
When Herm was getting a prostate exam, he asked the doctor where he should put his pants.

"Over there beside mine" was not the answer he was expecting.
Posted by Herman
 - May 03, 2026, 07:30:50 PM
She has had the clap so many times it has turned into an applause.
Posted by Shen Li
 - April 27, 2026, 12:37:18 AM
Prof's only problem with women breastfeeding in public is that they never wink back.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - April 26, 2026, 08:19:30 AM
He has a great job that takes him to fine places around the world.

He's a guinea pig for experimental drugs.

Part of the side effects makes him think he's traveling.