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Posted by Shen Li
 - May 22, 2026, 10:50:17 PM
If there was a fine line between right and wrong, Herm snorted it years ago.
Posted by Herman
 - May 22, 2026, 09:40:17 PM
The Professor's grandson don't want to play with him anymore.
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 22, 2026, 09:28:33 PM
^^^ He was overjoyed with the news of his daughter's engagement. 
Posted by Herman
 - May 22, 2026, 07:27:49 PM
Shen's old man proposed to her at work.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 21, 2026, 10:37:12 PM
Herm asked a woman he met if she liked anal.

She replied "yes, but do you have condoms? I hate getting shit on my dick."
Posted by Herman
 - May 21, 2026, 06:42:18 PM
The average vagina is only five inches deep. But hers smells like a foot.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 19, 2026, 11:15:53 PM
A woman took Prof home last night after a few drinks.

As they were getting undressed in her room, a voice came from the bed "I hope that's not that shrimp-dicked fat guy from last week."

Prof said "what the hell was that?"

The woman replied "it's that bastard memory foam mattress."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 19, 2026, 09:28:12 AM
She has a side hustle helping home remodelers to peel wallpaper...

... with her breath.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 17, 2026, 11:45:13 PM
Prof ordered chicken wings in a restaurant.
The waitress asked him if he wanted a dry rub?
Prof replied "Sure, but can I eat first?"
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 16, 2026, 10:24:56 AM
She was trespassed from the local all you can eat buffet restaurant on account of "pushing the envelope". 
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 16, 2026, 12:38:52 AM
The cost of living has gotten so high Stu's wife started having sex with him because she can't afford batteries.
Posted by J E B Stuart
 - May 15, 2026, 01:33:56 PM
Meet Big "Boom Boom" Bingping, a Shifu of the ancient Chinese art of yánmiàn qíchéng.  Shen is considered her prize pupil.



Amen.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 10, 2026, 10:45:23 PM
Prof asked his wife when she was coming out of the shower wrapped in a towel if he could take a picture of her without the towel.

She asked what are you going to do with it?

Prof replied "I'm going to keep it on my phone."

Prof's wife asked "can I take a picture of you getting out of the shower with no towel?"

Prof asked "what are you going to do with it?"

Prof's wife responded, "I'm going to have it enlarged."
Posted by Prof Emeritus at Fawk U
 - May 10, 2026, 10:15:05 PM
If sitting on faces would be an Olympic event, she's the automatic gold medalist.
Posted by Shen Li
 - May 10, 2026, 01:01:43 AM
You shut UR filthy fucking mouth or it will be filled with yellow ass.